POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON Meme!

[foolishwren]

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Meme

If you've never played Pokemon Mystery Dungeon before, here's the skinny:
1) Your character wakes up.
2) To their surprise, they've mysteriously become a Pokemon! Oh no!
3) ... Wow. There's no humans anywhere. What do?
4) Better head up to the Wigglytuff Rescue Guild so that you'll have a warm place to sleep while you figure out what's up!
5) ????
6) PROFIT


Your character is now an Exploration Team rookie, vying for the best exploration missions and forming friendships with fellow team-mates! Decide what Pokemon your character has become and get cracking! Go on missions, get to know your partner(s), butt heads with potential rivals, or maybe just try to slack off or sneak a bite to eat from the kitchen without getting caught by Chatot or Chimecho! IT'S ALL UP TO YOU.

Comments

[foolishwren]

... Jack?!

_{[WHY ARE YOU HERE. ... >8I WHY DO YOU HAVE A CLIPBOARD. ARE YOU WORKING FOR THESE DOPES.]}

I--

... I can't, okay?

_{[That last part is hissed under her breath.]}

[quickattackjack]

I'll take it from here, Chatot.

_{[Jack put himself between the fire ferret and the prissy parrot and nodded his head for her to follow him. ]}

Come with me, we'll see about sorting this all out. Fire pokemon and all. You've got to calm down.

[foolishwren]

_{[She can't help but shoot the bird Pokemon one last nasty look before following after the lanky Houndoom.]}

I've been trying!

_{[Except she hadn't. Not really.]}

[quickattackjack]

Hmm...

_{[Yeah, no, he's not buying it.]}

Let's get you some fresh air.

_{[Turning, he leads her out of the base and makes a point to make eye contact with any pokemon coming back from missions to steer clear. Once outside he tips his muzzle back and sucks in a lungful.]}

Isn't that better?

[foolishwren]

_{[She huffs out a sigh as she waddles into the sunlight. But yeah, the open space DOES help and she takes a deep breath.]}

... Yeah... I guess...

[quickattackjack]

_{[The Skellingdoom flops down in the grass and crosses one paw over the other. His doggybrows are pinched in concern. Just how was he going to get this kid to cool off?]}

How long have you been here?

[foolishwren]

_{[She plants her fiery corgi-butt down in the dirt. Sitting in the GRASS would be a bad idea.]}

Iunno... a day, I guess.

[quickattackjack]

Mmmm.

<sub>[Thoughtful dog. Some Pidgey flying over head steal his attention for a moment before he reaches up to adjust those dopey tiny glasses on his snouth.]

You'll get to sleep in a bed soon enough. I've got faith in you. You know, I had trouble controlling my fire at first too.</sub>

[foolishwren]

_{[She lets out a deflating sigh.]}

Gee, that's reassuring...

At least you weren't ON fire.

_{[She HAD a Houndoom when she was human... there's a big difference between breathing fire and being ON fire.]}

[quickattackjack]

<sub>[She may have owned one, but she's never been one.]

[To demonstrate, Jack tips his head back, coughs once and a pillar of flame erupts from his mouth.]</sub>

Every single time. It was very embarrassing.

[foolishwren]

_{[... o-oh.]}

... Wow.

Uh.

So... how'd you learn to control it?

[quickattackjack]

Lots of peaceful thinking. Quiet breathing. _{Not coughing.} Heh-hemm.

<sub>[He shuts his eyes and simply lays there with his front paws crossed.]

[That's right, Heather, he's gonna make you meditate.]</sub>

[foolishwren]

_{[.... :I dude.]}

... Jack. Seriously?

[quickattackjack]

_{[The old Houndoom opens an eye.]}

Do you have a better idea, grasshopper?

[foolishwren]

<sub>[She lets out a grumbling mooaaaaan and sits down, feet out in front of her. It's hard to fold 'arms' this short, but she manages it.]

[>:c]</sub>

[quickattackjack]

Stop frowning. I can feel you frowning through my eyelids.