POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON Meme!

[foolishwren]

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Meme

If you've never played Pokemon Mystery Dungeon before, here's the skinny:
1) Your character wakes up.
2) To their surprise, they've mysteriously become a Pokemon! Oh no!
3) ... Wow. There's no humans anywhere. What do?
4) Better head up to the Wigglytuff Rescue Guild so that you'll have a warm place to sleep while you figure out what's up!
5) ????
6) PROFIT


Your character is now an Exploration Team rookie, vying for the best exploration missions and forming friendships with fellow team-mates! Decide what Pokemon your character has become and get cracking! Go on missions, get to know your partner(s), butt heads with potential rivals, or maybe just try to slack off or sneak a bite to eat from the kitchen without getting caught by Chatot or Chimecho! IT'S ALL UP TO YOU.

Comments

[foolishwren]

_{[HEEHEEHEEHEE.]}

You totally did, didn't you?

[no_ufo_ending]

I'm an art student, Heather, what do you think.

_{[ BI UGH HEATHER EVOLVE ALREADY.]}

[foolishwren]

_{[NO SHE LIKES BEING AN UNRULY TEENAGE MED-EVO.]}

Knew it.

<sub>[Apparently the new topic is sufficiently distracting, she's mostly forgotten how mad she was previously.]

[Which means the flames have gone out, showing a bunch of orange bald spots on her rump and head. :I]</sub>

[no_ufo_ending]

There's not much else to do in the dark room.

<sub>[8I Besides. Y'know. Make out with other art students. But shh.]

[He notices that her flames have gone out but keeps that to himself for now. He's just glad he's no longer in danger of going up in flames. WHY DID HE HAVE TO BE A PLANT CHIHUAHUA?]</sub>

[foolishwren]

_{[WE ALL KNEW HE WAS A SHIVERING PURSE-DOG MADE OF WEEDS AT HEART.]}

Well, it's better than cigarettes, anyway.

Probably.

Hey, I guess you can't smoke those at all now. You might catch on fire.

Dad'd be happy, I guess...

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[...Crap. That's right.]}

Uuugugughhhhhh, I bet he will be. When I woke up, I thought I'd put the wrong berries in my cereal again.

[foolishwren]

_{[:I 'Again', Henry?]}

Yeah, well... pretty sure this is real.

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry pouted about that for a few moments before deciding to stand up on his back legs. He wobbled unsteadily.]}

Well just because I look like a pokemon doesn't mean I have to act like one.

[foolishwren]

_{[She watches with surprised uncertainty. Sure, some Pokemon can do that, but Eevees...]}

... Be careful.

Pretty sure fox-cat things aren't built to walk on two legs.

_{[... But the idea is sort of tempting, so after a moment she rocks back onto her OWN hind legs. ... And waddles. Like a penguin.]}

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry trotted on with his head craned back for balance.]}

Yeah, well they're not even supposed to exist.

_{[Neither were the things they'd had to deal with back in Silent Hill BUT ANYWAY...]}