POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON Meme!

[foolishwren]

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Meme

If you've never played Pokemon Mystery Dungeon before, here's the skinny:
1) Your character wakes up.
2) To their surprise, they've mysteriously become a Pokemon! Oh no!
3) ... Wow. There's no humans anywhere. What do?
4) Better head up to the Wigglytuff Rescue Guild so that you'll have a warm place to sleep while you figure out what's up!
5) ????
6) PROFIT


Your character is now an Exploration Team rookie, vying for the best exploration missions and forming friendships with fellow team-mates! Decide what Pokemon your character has become and get cracking! Go on missions, get to know your partner(s), butt heads with potential rivals, or maybe just try to slack off or sneak a bite to eat from the kitchen without getting caught by Chatot or Chimecho! IT'S ALL UP TO YOU.

Comments

[show_my_cannons]

[He stares at her for several seconds...]

[And then slowly, deliberately, rolls her into the little patch of sun he was using. She might end up on her face.]

[But. Oh well. He's just going to flop down anyway.]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[And so she's rolled into the patch of sun-- eventually winding up on her belly.]

[And that's around the point that she speaks up in a faint--]</sub>

... Ow.

[show_my_cannons]

[He grunts, but makes no move to further roll her around, despite the awesome new sport that is Angry Weasel Rolling.]

Yeah. And that is why you do not head butt something made of metal.

[foolishwren]

<sub>[best sport.]

[She lets out a rather feeble groan.]</sub>

.... thought it would get melted by the fire.

_{[Yes, Ironhide. She was going to melt your butt.]}

[show_my_cannons]

... Your fire is not hot enough. And my armor is too thick.

[He reaches out, lazily, to tab her lightly on the head.]

Need to think about these things, kid.

[foolishwren]

_{[Another, slightly LESS feeble "Ow" escapes her as the claw taps her skull.]}

It seemed like a good idea...

Stop.

[show_my_cannons]

[Tap. Tap tap.]

Burning away all metal on my body seemed like a good idea?

[He withdraws his hand, to nudge the side of her face with it.]

[foolishwren]

Well, you pissed me off.

_{[One crimson eye opens to glare at the approaching finger. >8I DON'T. DON'T DO IT! DON'T FUCKIN DO IT]}

[show_my_cannons]

So you decided to be foolish.

[...]






[Poke.]

[foolishwren]

[>8(]

[show_my_cannons]

[He probably shouldn't laugh.]

[He really shouldn't laugh.]

[So instead, he grunts, and lets his hand flop down to the ground again.]