Texts from last night!

[bywiseguidance]

You know how this works:

one ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone to respond
two ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
three ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

[usedswift]

That girl just hit on me thinking I was a boy.

and then didn't seem to care when I tried to explain!!! HELP?!

[buckyouup]

Did you try showin' her the goods?

1/2

[usedswift]

[usedswift]

NO

[buckyouup]

I reckon that'd explain everything real quick.

[usedswift]

YeAH to HER AND EVERYONE ELSE HERE TOO NO THANKS

[buckyouup]

You humans are way too sensitive about being seen naked. It ain't that big a deal, Sugarcube.

[notchinese]

could always SHOW her you're a girl if you know what i'm talking about

[usedswift]

HOW WOULD THAT HELP oh nO SHE'S COMING BAC

[notchinese]

that girl must be freaking deaf or stupid if she's heard you talk.

just run man. run.

[usedswift]

There's underwear on my head now.

[notchinese]

why are you wasting time talking to me. run for your life

[itsjustdust]

Because you're hot that way.

[usedswift]

maybe if it was a GUY I'D BE OK

even though she's kind of cute but really trying to be clingy SEND REINFOCRENTS

[itsjustdust]

All I got is Sasuke! Or Naruto? Naruto could do it!

[usedswift]

ANYONEBUTSSASUKE

you can come and be the distration and i'll make a break for it

[itsjustdust]

BUT BUT what if she punches me for interfering in her sex life?

[unended]

tell her you have a girlfriend

[usedswift]

what if she asksfor prof

come over here and be mygirlfriend

[unended]

do i have to wear a dress? i don't have a dress.

[usedswift]

what koreans don't have an emergnency supply of xtra clothses what if theres an emergency

suidden dance party

[screw_fate]

Don't worry.

Her boyfriend was hitting on me for a similar but opposite reason.

Why does this happen to us?

[usedswift]

Get over here and kiss me.

[screw_fate]

I beg your pardon!?!?!?!?

[usedswift]

THIS IS AGOOD IDEAS

COME HERE AND BE MY GIRLFRIEND