Texts from last night!

[bywiseguidance]

You know how this works:

one ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone to respond
two ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
three ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

[bywiseguidance]

I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.

[aswirlofspirit]

I hope you threw at least one of them through a table or I will be severely disappointed in you. Preferably the sexist jerk that made that bet.

aradia megido | homestuck

[timelymaid]

if there is a rhyme for it it must be true

[unended]

but that didn't rhyme.

mitsukuni haninozuka | ouran host club

[cakelover]

Apparently I saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "I love it so much"~~~! (ノ・∀・)ノ

[itsjustdust]

Sounds like you.

Morgiana ✘ Magi

[chainred]

[ Mor, you can't even write. What makes you think you can text!! ]

it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"

[foolishwren]

(850):
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?

(850):
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

[bywiseguidance]

...you could always just dump cold water on them.

[notchinese]

i'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soonz

[usedswift]

...Is that your mating call?

[togetherforever]

I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.

[angerpoints]

mayu what the HELL

[brokenmemories]

He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.

[doitrockapella]

I mean, I stole her boyfriend and beat her Tetris high score within 48 hours. Not her week.

[bywiseguidance]

Congratulations are in order, I suppose.

[nostabbing]

I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because I'm pretty sure that's a federal offense.

[cakelover]

(/❛o❛\) Wouldn't the parking meter also be a logistical nightmare~?

They're probably harder to remove from the ground than a couch, wouldn't you think? And usually they're in pretty public places!

Demyx | Kingdom Hearts

[melodicnocturne]

To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.

[exeggutorhead]

vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair

[itsjustdust]

Was it colored?

[divinewind]

May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.

[brokenmemories]

goddammit
i let you out of my sight for one second and shit happens

[usedswift]

That girl just hit on me thinking I was a boy.

and then didn't seem to care when I tried to explain!!! HELP?!

[buckyouup]

Did you try showin' her the goods?

Obito Uchiha | Naruto

[itsjustdust]

I DEMAND A REDU.... REDO. REDUE. THAT WORD, I DEMAND IT

[usedswift]

Redo of what?

[beforethedarkness]

(817):
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"

[usedswift]

whose browser are you looking at????

[angerpoints]

I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.

[gracefall]

doughnuts are sweet, right? i want some!

[falseshore]

(416):
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...

[gracefall]

it's okay! he was pretty!

[unended]

i lost my shirt.

[ 5 seconds later ] and a pant leg...

[ a minute later. ] my calves are hairy

[togetherforever]

.....

[usedwatergun]

You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.

1/2

[aburame]

Not a hospital. A jail cell.

[aswirlofspirit]

it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher

[notchinese]

shouldn't we save them for an actual fire?

Twilight Sparkle | MLP: FIM

[friendyousohard]

Nobody panic. The fire is under total control.

[bestofthebest]

...You used magic, didn't you? Is this about that whole 'disaster' thing you tried to prevent last time?

[gracefall]

i think i got married. again. this doesn't count, right?

[lieutenantantichrist]

Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...

[syochan]

[ it was fitting ]

(250):
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.

[saxsongs]

... there are things I don't want to know.