Texts from last night!

[bywiseguidance]

You know how this works:

one ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone to respond
two ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
three ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

[foolishwren]

well obvs when you get right down to it a cheese grater would be more creative if we were talkin about actual application here

but seriously if you see someone holding a cheese grater (vs holding a knife) what would your first impression be

youd probably think they were gonna go grate some cheese

so if they looked up and saw me im pretty sure they would assume that i was hangin out chillin bein naked and then got a really bad pasta craving or something

and theyd be all wtf heather PUT SOME CLOTHES ON



on the other hand if i'm holding a knife its pretty obvious that i am up to no good

my obvious ill intentions are then enhanced by the nudity

its a perfect storm of terror