Texts from last night!

[bywiseguidance]

You know how this works:

one ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone to respond
two ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
three ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

[nostabbing]

I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because I'm pretty sure that's a federal offense.

[cakelover]

(/❛o❛\) Wouldn't the parking meter also be a logistical nightmare~?

They're probably harder to remove from the ground than a couch, wouldn't you think? And usually they're in pretty public places!

[nostabbing]

Not if you've got a blowtorch. Which I do.

:)

[cakelover]

(●°u°●)​

Why are you carrying around a blowtorch, Alice-chan?!

How very prepared of you!

[lieutenantantichrist]

Isn't that how Cool Hand Luke started?

[nostabbing]

...is that before or after Darth Vader cut it off?

[lieutenantantichrist]

What? No!

Come on, everybody knows Cool Hand Luke. It's a fuckin classic.

[angerpoints]

i vote the couch 'cause it probably pissed more people off

[That isn't even the poi-- oh, whatever, Yusuke.]

[nostabbing]

[ACTUALLY THAT'S EXACTLY THE POINT.]

Yeah, a couch seats at least three, but you can only really get one on a parking meter.