Texts from last night!

[bywiseguidance]

You know how this works:

one ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone to respond
two ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
three ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

[bywiseguidance]

That one? He kept saying he was a black belt. So I gave him the opportunity to show me.

He ended up with a broken nose, two black eyes, and dislocated shoulder.

[aswirlofspirit]

You have earned yourself an Uzumaki high five the next time we meet up. I'm so proud.

[bywiseguidance]

Really, that is all I have ever wanted in life.

I think perhaps he was drunk enough to confuse yoga with an actual martial art with practical fighting ability. His arm was able to twist a surprising amount before being dislocated.

He could have had potential if he was not so stupid.