Texts from last night!

[bywiseguidance]

You know how this works:

one ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone to respond
two ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
three ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

[usedswift]

There's underwear on my head now.

[notchinese]

why are you wasting time talking to me. run for your life

[usedswift]

DO I KEEP THE UNDERWARE THOUGH??

[notchinese]

did you seriously just ask that.

NO.

[usedswift]

WAHT DO I DO WITH IT THEN??????

[notchinese]

UH THROW IT AWAY? THROW IT BACK AT HER? BURN IT??

JUST DONT KEEP IT OR ELSE IT MIGHT GIVE OFF THE WRONG SIGNAL

[usedswift]

....

SO IF IUSLUED IT DOWN THE TOILET BUT NOW IT'S OVERFLOWIGN DO PEOPEL ET ARESTD FOR THAT????

[notchinese]

...

do i need to come get you

[usedswift]

nO I GOT HTIS GONNA JUST

SNEAK OUT HTE WINDOW

[notchinese]

this CANNOT end well.

it was nice knowing you. have fun in jail.

[usedswift]

i thin i'm stuck on the roof.

[notchinese]

what the

that's it, i'm coming to get you. >:(