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[Well, this certainly was a purrdicament! Nepeta's only ever seen as much grass around her cave, and that felt like forever ago! Not to mention all the weird pink thingamabobs walking around...those must be humans, right? They're a whole lot different than the ones she was observing with her friends! And it seems like they've got their own lusus, too! Karkitty said they didn't...hrm. :\ Must've been mistaken.

Actually, it seems she's got her own mini lusus, a pawsitively adorable pink kitty cat thing! It was a whole lot smaller than Pounce used to be, and wholly different, but it seemed to be following her around a lot. With a kitten-like smile of her own, Nepets picks the Skitty up and decides to explore. In due time, she's approached by Professor Oak and given the brief run-down...which 90% of flies over her head. At the very least, she figured out she's actually become a human, and already she's lamenting the loss of her tail. Boy, she loved her tail...many fun times were has chasing and fighting it. Sigh.

Eh, she's got to address the populace sooner or later, might as well...get it over with. Maybe she'll get lucky and one of her friends will figure out how to get her or...or something.]

:33 < umm...guys?
:33 < helloooo?? anyone around?
:33 < blaaarrgh whatefur! anyway something really weird just happened!! umm...i think i got transfurmed into into a human. :\
:33 < i mean...i lost my tail and my horns, and im all weird and pink and squishy too. its kind gross. :((
:33 < but i think i got a new lusus!! its nothing like pounce used to be, but its still cute! i think im gonna k33p it.
:33 < .....
:33 < *ac sighs heavily, pawndering the whereabouts of all her furriends, and if shes really just speaking to thin air here.*

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[OOC: Hey, everyone! I know not everyone here likes homestuck chatspeak, however mild or whatever. Just let me know if you do or don't want me to reply with Nepeta's quirk and text color, etc.]

oh.
i spy with my little eye a furry.
what a fascinating turn of events.
what purray tell is your name?
i think ive seen you around before but i furgot.
you trolls are all the same.
fuckin pawesome.

Edited 2013-08-06 02:33 (UTC)

:33 < furry? :\
:33 < *ac is purrplexed by this silly humans choice of words she doesnt understand, but her ears perk at the use of a pawesome cat pun!! maybe the silly human isnt so silly after all.*
:33 < h33 h33, my names nepeta!!

Edited 2013-08-06 02:46 (UTC)

:33 < ...wait a minute, you know about me and my furriends??
:33 < ...hmmm
:33 < HMMMMMMM
:33 < OH!!
:33 < youre the human lusus of the funny human with the glasses!!! like equius has, but not...square-like, h33 h33.
:33 < yours actually look a little like my horns! ...befur they went away. :((

Edited 2013-08-06 02:53 (UTC)

oh right.
roleplay. its been a while since ive done this.
*bs cocks a majestic brow at the troll and gives her a nod.*
what a purrfectly fitting name fur a troll such as yourself.
*at her following question and statement he folds his arms, muscled biceps rippling in a sexy manner.*
yes i am the funny humans lusus.
his name is dave.
dave smuppetfucker strider.
and your horns sound rad as fuck.

[Oh wow, this human is just getting better and better! Karkat was way off on his assumptions of them. It was pretty obvious he'd blow them all way out of proportion, but Nepeta's just really glad they're a whole lot more fun than she first thought they'd be!]

:33 < h33 h33 h33!!!
:33 < *ac pawses to stare at the muscled human, pawndering to herself if hes as STRONG as a certain meowrail she really should be searching fur.*
:33 < h33, its just a name!! but umm...whats yours??
:33 < ... :\\\
:33 < *ac decides she will ignore the pawful human naming choices, and instead thank the nice and not-so silly human lusus fur thinking her horns sound rad.*
:33 < *ac also pawnders if rad is a good thing.*
:33 < i wish i could show them to you, mr. human lusus...but i dunno where my tablet is, or where i even am fur that matter. :((

*the most assuredly STRONG muscled man would like to know just exactly what is so pawful about his completely unpawful naming choices.*
my names bro. bro strider.
but call me bro.
also you can use your gear as a drawing tablet.
its pretty easy when you get the hang of it.
whats the name of your STRONG troll meowrail?
i might know him.

:33 < *ac wishes not to clawnverse about the naming choices of the nice and unbelievably STRONG human lusus, but she does softly mention that they sound silly. and kid of gross.*
:33 < hello, bro!
:33 < oops, i mean
:33 < *ac says, in a pleasant purr "hello, bro!"*
:33 < IT DOES, REALLY??? :OO ill have to try it in a second! then i can show you how my horns look like!!!
:33 < my meowrail is named mr. purrsnickety!! h33 h33, just kidding. its equius. can you tell me where he is if you know? i really should be looking for him and my other furriends.

*bs guesses that he can let it go since obviously you just dont have very good taste in names.
and also because you have admittedly that he is very STRONG.
so bs and ac can stop talking about this naming business once and for all.
he is STRONGLY putting a stop to it.*
hello nepeta.
*bs says it in a sexy purr as he waggles his eyebrows in a seductive manner*

[It should be fairly obvious that the only time he's ever done this is... not in the most innocent manner. Sorry Nepeta.]

pawww shit its that guy.
the one who got pissy when i milked my cow.
hes a litter weird even for my tastes.

[Nepeta blinks, her nose scrunching up as the conversation continues. This is getting a little bit weird, Bro's starting to kind of remind her of Equius with the continued use of his STRONG quirk and stuff. So she casually forgoes continuing that part of their chat in favor of her own sanity and not imagining her moirail doing all those things because ew.

At the very least she does burst out laughing quickly enough at his really good cat pun, giggling nonstop.]

:33 < LITTER!!
:33 < h33 h33 h33! thats a good one!
:33 < and hes not so bad ALL the time, even if he does s33m the type to rub you the wrong way.
:33 < you just have to know how to deal with him, its purretty easy.
:33 < OH!! here, this is what i look like with my tail and horns and everything.

[Sending file over...pshooooo! itsme.png!!]

[The only reason he was doing it at all is because she started it. He's pretty good at running something into the ground. But now that it's out of sight and out of mind, he's probably not going to really do it.]

*bs is glad you approve. he tries to be the best at everything he does.*
how do you deal with him then?
that seems like an answer everyone could benefit from.

[Oh he was right, she's a total furry. Dang. She even has a fucking tail.]

what a purretty kitty.
abububu.

:33 < ummm...
:33 < ... :\
:33 < well, i guess i just understand how equius is!! and accepting who he is and liking him just fur that reason!
:33 < but its always a litter give and take when it comes to being the purrfect mewoails! you cant always get what you want and he cant always get what he wants.
:33 < no matter how hard he argues. >:|
:33 < oh and you nefur told me if you knew where he was!!

[Oh my, that's quite a smile that's spreading on Nepeta's face, and she may even be purring a little bit, very softly. This human lusus is actually really nice! Nepeta's really glad she didn't base her opinion off of Karkat's experiences with them.]

:33 < h33 h33, thanks!!!
:33 < umm, i guess youre purretty, too, for a human.
:33 < ...dont tell any of my furriends i said that.

[She will never hear the end of it, especially from Mr. Purrsnickety himself.]

:o :o :o!!!!!
nepeta!
you are now a human
but its okay its nothing to worry about
at least not overmuch
were all humans too :)
the rest of us i mean

:33 < ARADIA!!
:33 < youre not exploded!!
:33 < wait, you mean everyone else is here too?? where ARE you all?!!
:33 < and where is here, anyway?
:33 < ...and we are ALL weird and squishy humans...? :\\

no i am not! :D
i got better
well
i died again and then i got better so its no big deal! :)
also not everyone else is
equius is here though
and then karkat kanaya sollux eridan and gamzee
and all four of our humans and a few extras
and yes we all are!!
and we do not have our powers
but it is okay because there isnt really anything attacking us to kill us?

:33 < ummm...i dont really understand, but im glad youre better!
:33 < and not dead.
:33 < :OOO!!!!
:33 < equius is here too?!!! is he okay???

[Oh man, if she still had her tail, it'd be twitching all over the place right now. Nepeta's practically clawing the ground with her bare feet, itching to head out and look for her meowrail. It's awesome the others are around, too, but obviously her meowrail comes first! She's gotta get in touch with him, soon, it just doesn't feel right to not see or hear from him in a while.]

:33 < wait, so...ummm...
:33 < can you explain everything thats going on? some old human person tried, but he was boring so i didnt listen. :\\ or understand what he was saying...

yes hes fine!
i believe hes in the same region as you too :o
so no worries at all!
also basically the short version is that we are in a game of fiduspawn
only more human game version?
also this is sort of a world nexus so people from different worlds slash times are here
it is sort of fun i think
like a very specific dream bubble but with less dead people!

:33 < :OO really??!!
:33 < oh, thats the game tavros plays all the time, right? with all the tasty critters!!
:33 < uh, i mean...cute
:33 < *ac swishes her tail innocently, rolling into an adorable pawsture and exposing her belly.*
:33 < umm...dream bubbles? :\\
:33 < is this more time travel shenanigan stuff?? that stuffs always twisted my whiskers trying to understand.

yes thats the one exactly!
lol dont eat your partner though
sounds like you have a purrbeast type
is it pink white or gray
also dream bubbles must be ahead of you
dont sweat it :)
its definitely time shenanigan stuff
but you can leave that to me
after all im in charge of that
although dave also is
you just worry about catching up with one of our groups

:33 < okay...though i never really played that game. :\\
:33 < but yeah!! i got a cute pink purrbeast! its sl33ping on my f33t right now, h33 h33. X33
:33 < okay i wont sweat anything. ill leave all the sweating to equius!!
:33 < bluuuuh i really miss him!! :((
:33 < oh and you still didnt tell me where you are, or where equius is...but i guess i can go and find him. hes never b33n too hard to find.
:33 < and im a good stalker, h33 h33 h33.

[She wiggles her rump instinctively, and her Skitty whines as its roused from its little catnap. Whoops! Gotta keep those feline urges under control.]

basically you collect beasts and battle with them!
or breed them
or whatever you want really
and you dont need to worry too much! :)
equius will be happy to meet up with you again i think
and i didnt say where he is because i am not sure of his exact location
he doesnt really keep me updated on his wherabouts but i do know he was in johto
last i spoke to him at least
as to where i am
i am on the road to fuchsia and a food festival :) :) :)

also the pink meowbeast sounds like a skitty

:33 < umm...okay, but i dont think i have my battle claws. or my sylladex. or ANYTHING actually.
:33 < just this thing.
:33 < bluuuuh okay okay!! i guess i do have to find equius on my own, but its good hes okay.
:33 < but i really dont know what youre talking about with all those funny words and locations and stuff! XOOO

[She's about ready to gnaw on her cap over here, which Nepeta's found has been modified so that the horn holes were now like...horn colored and shaped cat ear things. Uuugh, it's not the same but it'll do she supposes.]

:33 < skitty!! h33 h33 that sounds so cute! its like a built-in cat pun!!!
:33 < skitty skitty skitty!!

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