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Seeing as how it's been about seven months since the last time we did this, it's high time for another...

TEST DRIVE MEME!

Post with the characters you're thinking of apping in to see how they do! Either they've been here a while, are just arriving, or anything you want!

Have fun!

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oh right.
roleplay. its been a while since ive done this.
*bs cocks a majestic brow at the troll and gives her a nod.*
what a purrfectly fitting name fur a troll such as yourself.
*at her following question and statement he folds his arms, muscled biceps rippling in a sexy manner.*
yes i am the funny humans lusus.
his name is dave.
dave smuppetfucker strider.
and your horns sound rad as fuck.

[Oh wow, this human is just getting better and better! Karkat was way off on his assumptions of them. It was pretty obvious he'd blow them all way out of proportion, but Nepeta's just really glad they're a whole lot more fun than she first thought they'd be!]

:33 < h33 h33 h33!!!
:33 < *ac pawses to stare at the muscled human, pawndering to herself if hes as STRONG as a certain meowrail she really should be searching fur.*
:33 < h33, its just a name!! but umm...whats yours??
:33 < ... :\\\
:33 < *ac decides she will ignore the pawful human naming choices, and instead thank the nice and not-so silly human lusus fur thinking her horns sound rad.*
:33 < *ac also pawnders if rad is a good thing.*
:33 < i wish i could show them to you, mr. human lusus...but i dunno where my tablet is, or where i even am fur that matter. :((

*the most assuredly STRONG muscled man would like to know just exactly what is so pawful about his completely unpawful naming choices.*
my names bro. bro strider.
but call me bro.
also you can use your gear as a drawing tablet.
its pretty easy when you get the hang of it.
whats the name of your STRONG troll meowrail?
i might know him.

:33 < *ac wishes not to clawnverse about the naming choices of the nice and unbelievably STRONG human lusus, but she does softly mention that they sound silly. and kid of gross.*
:33 < hello, bro!
:33 < oops, i mean
:33 < *ac says, in a pleasant purr "hello, bro!"*
:33 < IT DOES, REALLY??? :OO ill have to try it in a second! then i can show you how my horns look like!!!
:33 < my meowrail is named mr. purrsnickety!! h33 h33, just kidding. its equius. can you tell me where he is if you know? i really should be looking for him and my other furriends.

*bs guesses that he can let it go since obviously you just dont have very good taste in names.
and also because you have admittedly that he is very STRONG.
so bs and ac can stop talking about this naming business once and for all.
he is STRONGLY putting a stop to it.*
hello nepeta.
*bs says it in a sexy purr as he waggles his eyebrows in a seductive manner*

[It should be fairly obvious that the only time he's ever done this is... not in the most innocent manner. Sorry Nepeta.]

pawww shit its that guy.
the one who got pissy when i milked my cow.
hes a litter weird even for my tastes.

[Nepeta blinks, her nose scrunching up as the conversation continues. This is getting a little bit weird, Bro's starting to kind of remind her of Equius with the continued use of his STRONG quirk and stuff. So she casually forgoes continuing that part of their chat in favor of her own sanity and not imagining her moirail doing all those things because ew.

At the very least she does burst out laughing quickly enough at his really good cat pun, giggling nonstop.]

:33 < LITTER!!
:33 < h33 h33 h33! thats a good one!
:33 < and hes not so bad ALL the time, even if he does s33m the type to rub you the wrong way.
:33 < you just have to know how to deal with him, its purretty easy.
:33 < OH!! here, this is what i look like with my tail and horns and everything.

[Sending file over...pshooooo! itsme.png!!]

[The only reason he was doing it at all is because she started it. He's pretty good at running something into the ground. But now that it's out of sight and out of mind, he's probably not going to really do it.]

*bs is glad you approve. he tries to be the best at everything he does.*
how do you deal with him then?
that seems like an answer everyone could benefit from.

[Oh he was right, she's a total furry. Dang. She even has a fucking tail.]

what a purretty kitty.
abububu.

:33 < ummm...
:33 < ... :\
:33 < well, i guess i just understand how equius is!! and accepting who he is and liking him just fur that reason!
:33 < but its always a litter give and take when it comes to being the purrfect mewoails! you cant always get what you want and he cant always get what he wants.
:33 < no matter how hard he argues. >:|
:33 < oh and you nefur told me if you knew where he was!!

[Oh my, that's quite a smile that's spreading on Nepeta's face, and she may even be purring a little bit, very softly. This human lusus is actually really nice! Nepeta's really glad she didn't base her opinion off of Karkat's experiences with them.]

:33 < h33 h33, thanks!!!
:33 < umm, i guess youre purretty, too, for a human.
:33 < ...dont tell any of my furriends i said that.

[She will never hear the end of it, especially from Mr. Purrsnickety himself.]

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