[Heather is waddling down the hall on her stumpy corgi-weasel legs with a sheaf of paper in her mouth-- her fires aren't lit, she's apparently learned at last how to dim them voluntarily. Meaning all those goofy orange spots on her head and rump are visible.]
no subject
[Though perhaps at the cost of your eyebrows.]
[Heather is waddling down the hall on her stumpy corgi-weasel legs with a sheaf of paper in her mouth-- her fires aren't lit, she's apparently learned at last how to dim them voluntarily. Meaning all those goofy orange spots on her head and rump are visible.]