this is not the cr meme. because we don't do enough memes that AREN'T the cr meme anymore

[ghostytrainer]

The Kissing Booth Meme

Exactly what it sounds like on the tin! Somehow, inexplicably, your character has gotten themselves stuck in a kissing booth. Maybe they did it for the heck of it, maybe they've been forced into it against their will and can't leave until they meet their quota. Or maybe it's meme magic. Whatever the case, smooches are pretty much a given.

Pucker up, Routians!

What do you mean Valentine's day was 4 days ago? I GUESS IT'S A GOOD THING OUR SPAM COMM IS SLOWPOKE.GIF THEN.

gently borrowed from bakerstreet

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[usedswift]

Yusuke?

[Tenten has to stop to double-take. Less at the sight of him behind the kissing booth, and more because--]

What happened to your hair?

[angerpoints]

[Oh hey there! Yusuke wasn't... actually expecting to be approached, much less recognized by anyone he knows, so he kind of jumps a little when he hears Tenten say his name. Judging by how wide his eyes are when his gaze snaps from the pages of his comic to her, he's obviously a little startled to see her, but he manages to recover from it pretty quickly, furrowing his brow and asking her:]

What do you mean, "what happened to it"? I just left it down, that's all.

[He reaches up and smooths his bangs down a little. Geez, Tenten, way to react as if he'd shaved his head or something. B|]

[usedswift]

[She just spends some time blinking at him because wow he looks a lot better(?) with his hair down and not slicked back in that gross style of his. Not that it doesn't suit him, but, well, it's not really something anyone in her village ever bothers with, so it just looks weird.

Regardless, she glances over the booth before asking,] Uh-huh. So who put you up to this?

[angerpoints]

[Yusuke sets his comic down in his lap, folds his arms, and gives Tenten a funny look. What's she staring at him for? It can't be that shocking to see him like this.

... aaand she's not staring anymore. Huh. Okay then! WE'LL JUST MOVE RIGHT ALONG, IN THAT CASE...]

Nobody. Some guy came up to me and said he'd pay me if I did this, so I'm doing it.

[He gives her a wry smirk and shrugs.]

I figure there're a hell of a lot worse ways to earn cash than by kissin' a few strangers.

[... says he, as if the very thought of it doesn't make him break out in a nervous sweat, and as if he wouldn't immediately reevaluate his life choices if approached by someone he doesn't find attractive. Why are you an awkward, shallow, money hungry teenage boy, Yusuke.]