this is not the cr meme. because we don't do enough memes that AREN'T the cr meme anymore

[ghostytrainer]

The Kissing Booth Meme

Exactly what it sounds like on the tin! Somehow, inexplicably, your character has gotten themselves stuck in a kissing booth. Maybe they did it for the heck of it, maybe they've been forced into it against their will and can't leave until they meet their quota. Or maybe it's meme magic. Whatever the case, smooches are pretty much a given.

Pucker up, Routians!

What do you mean Valentine's day was 4 days ago? I GUESS IT'S A GOOD THING OUR SPAM COMM IS SLOWPOKE.GIF THEN.

gently borrowed from bakerstreet

Comments

[foolishwren]

Oh, nothin'.

_{[She sidles over and pokes one of the hearts protruding from the stand's banner, idly.]}

Just, y'know, hangin' out.

Is that what you're doing?

[exeggutorhead]

Yeah, that's what I'm doing. Of course it is.

[...]

I didn't volunteer to be in here.

[Just so she knows!! He crosses his arms, looking way too defensive for someone trying to pretend to be casual. And also, yes, the slightest bit pink. Dammit, Heather.]

[foolishwren]

_{[Her grin grows ever wider as she leans down to prop her chin in her hands and her elbows on the stand's sill.]}

Lose a bet? Or Truth or Dare?

[exeggutorhead]

Some guy stepped out of the booth while I was walking by and dragged me over!

[He waves his arms for emphasis, although he can't do that much if he doesn't want to knock into the sides of the booth. Those darned NPCs.]

[foolishwren]

_{[When she feels like it, Heather has the grin of a goddamn weasel.]}

Oh man, no way.

_{[She doesn't actually sound surprised. She's too busy scheming and gloating internally to be surprised.]}

So you gotta kiss people?

That sucks, man.

That sucks real hard.

Wow.

You must be super annoyed.

[exeggutorhead]

You're not exactly helping that, either!

[He jabs a pointed finger in her direction. HUFF. He's also clearly more flustered than he was before.]

And I haven't had to yet, nobody's come over except you.

[foolishwren]

Really?

You can't make any money like that

Maybe I should help.

_{[No Envy you don't want her to help.]}

[exeggutorhead]

What makes you think I need help?

[Is he...is he getting so defensive that he forgot he doesn't want to be here?]

I could get as many people over here as I wanted!

[Yes. The answer is yes.]