this is not the cr meme. because we don't do enough memes that AREN'T the cr meme anymore

[ghostytrainer]

The Kissing Booth Meme

Exactly what it sounds like on the tin! Somehow, inexplicably, your character has gotten themselves stuck in a kissing booth. Maybe they did it for the heck of it, maybe they've been forced into it against their will and can't leave until they meet their quota. Or maybe it's meme magic. Whatever the case, smooches are pretty much a given.

Pucker up, Routians!

What do you mean Valentine's day was 4 days ago? I GUESS IT'S A GOOD THING OUR SPAM COMM IS SLOWPOKE.GIF THEN.

gently borrowed from bakerstreet

Comments

[puppetnurse]

[Option B is definitely the correct option here.]

J-Joker-san! [She can't even look at him, this was so embarrassing.]

I-I...I didn't...ch-choose to do this...

[pipers_son]

[Poor girl. Joker feels just a bit bad for her.]

Ya could always leave, if ya like. Ain't no sense in doin' somethin' ya don't like.

[puppetnurse]

...I...they need help...

[That's how they roped her into this.]

I-I would feel bad...a-and wouldn't they be upset if I just...left?

[pipers_son]

[Oh boy, one of those types. Joker recognizes a lost cause when he sees one, so he leaves that idea alone... only to get another one.]

Any chance of another seat back there?

[puppetnurse]

E-eh?!

[You want...to sit back with her? She looks around a moment, spotting another stool and dragging that over. And, after deciding which was more comfortable and taking the other one, she sheepishly nods.]

H-here, Joker-san!

[pipers_son]

Hey now, ya didn't hafta take the other seat. [Still, he comes over and nearly flops into the other chair, one leg crossing over the other at the ankle.]

Don't we make a sight? [A chuckle escapes him.] Hope I don't scare away any customers.

[Yep he's in this now too, whups, just decided]

[puppetnurse]

N-no, i-it's okay! [You deserve the better seat. But oh, he's going to run this with her??]

...I-I think...I would likely be the one scaring away customers...

[pipers_son]

A pretty gal like yerself? I'm surprised ya don't have a nice long line!

[Compliments just come to Joker like breathing does for most people, and it helps that he's grown rather fond of Tsumiki even if they haven't had too many conversations together yet. He's a sap, so sue him.]

[puppetnurse]

Hawhawha? [A...a pretty girl like her? Other than that confused sound, she doesn't have any response to that. She can't really believe he said something like that...

Though her face probably says plenty for her. She looks absolutely floored to receive such a compliment.]

[pipers_son]

[...Whoops, did he break her. Well. Dang.]

...Ya alright there? I'm guessin' ya don't hear that very often.