this is not the cr meme. because we don't do enough memes that AREN'T the cr meme anymore

[ghostytrainer]

The Kissing Booth Meme

Exactly what it sounds like on the tin! Somehow, inexplicably, your character has gotten themselves stuck in a kissing booth. Maybe they did it for the heck of it, maybe they've been forced into it against their will and can't leave until they meet their quota. Or maybe it's meme magic. Whatever the case, smooches are pretty much a given.

Pucker up, Routians!

What do you mean Valentine's day was 4 days ago? I GUESS IT'S A GOOD THING OUR SPAM COMM IS SLOWPOKE.GIF THEN.

gently borrowed from bakerstreet

Comments

[bertall]

_{[WHAT THE WHAT.]}

I-I don't know what that... _{I-I don't know what being a virgin has to do with any of this...}

[konpeitoqueen]

Well, not being a virgin means you probably have more experience. [SAIONJI NO] Being a virgin isn't an issue, but being a blatant virgin is just sad and pathetic!

[there's a difference damn you. case file 1, souda kazuichi]

[bertall]

I-I'm not going to go around sleeping with random people! Even I have standards!

_{[Bert look at the people you hang out with here and back home, seriously.]}

B-Besides, you probably haven't done anything either!

[konpeitoqueen]

I didn't say you have to, I just meant you're outright displaying how pathetic you are! Stop taking my words out of context!

[her words are always out of context but] How could you even suggest that?! You creep!

[bertall]

You're the one who started talking about it first! I-If anything, you're the creep!

_{[Jeez, why were you even thinking about him like that, Saionji? Is there something he doesn't know?]}

[konpeitoqueen]

[If so, then she might have the hots for Souda Kazuichi. The mere thought sends the horrorterrors churning in shock.]

Shut up! You're the one at the kissing booth! I bet you lied- you wanted to do this, didn't you? Thought the nice guy act would have aaaaall the ladies lining up for a kiss!

[bertall]

I-I wouldn't trick people like that, even if it was a lie! I-I don't even know that many girls here!

[konpeitoqueen]

You don't know that many girls... all the more reason to be desperate!

How lewd! How gross!

[bertall]

H-How is that gross?!

[konpeitoqueen]

Your whole act and demeanor! It's gross!

[bertall]

...So just because I'm not an asshole and I don't know that many girls, I'm gross?

[konpeitoqueen]

No, that makes you pathetic.

[she's trying to get under your skin with flimsy accusations, dammit bert, you know what to do]