this is not the cr meme. because we don't do enough memes that AREN'T the cr meme anymore

[ghostytrainer]

The Kissing Booth Meme

Exactly what it sounds like on the tin! Somehow, inexplicably, your character has gotten themselves stuck in a kissing booth. Maybe they did it for the heck of it, maybe they've been forced into it against their will and can't leave until they meet their quota. Or maybe it's meme magic. Whatever the case, smooches are pretty much a given.

Pucker up, Routians!

What do you mean Valentine's day was 4 days ago? I GUESS IT'S A GOOD THING OUR SPAM COMM IS SLOWPOKE.GIF THEN.

gently borrowed from bakerstreet

Comments

[konpeitoqueen]

Can't you tell?! Any fool with half a brain can deduce someone's forcing me to do this!

[Gonna omit the blackmail details.] They probably chose me because of some gross loli fetish... girls like me are in high demand!

[bertall]

<sub>[High demand, huh?

He leans back on his heels and looks to his left, then to his right.]</sub>

...It, uh, it doesn't look like you're in high demand to me.

[konpeitoqueen]

That's because high demand means purposeful, selective choice.

[aka she screamed at everyone who even suggested it]

[bertall]

Maybe you're just bad at this.

_{[yep, he went there.]}

[konpeitoqueen]

[SCUSE ME]

If I put my mind to it, people would be flocking to me! But there's no way I'll bring myself that low, you stupid bitch!

[bertall]

So prove i--

_{[NOW THAT WAS JUST RUDE.]}

E-Excuse me?!

[konpeitoqueen]

I said I'm not going to prove it! I'm better than that!

[YEAH THAT'S RIGHT] Isn't that what you are? A pathetic, stupid bitch?

[bertall]

<sub>[so

rude.]</sub>

...I-It takes one to know one, I guess.

[konpeitoqueen]

[...SCUSE YOU?]

Whaaaat?! You have no right to say that! Uuu... how rude! I'm already in a bad place, go away!

[Sob sob.]

[bertall]

_{[YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!!!]}

Y-Yeah, well that's your own fault!

_{[It's not so nice, is it?]}

[konpeitoqueen]

If you've got nothing good to do, get out of my face, you meanie! WAAAAAAAH!

[welp]

[bertall]

H-How am I the 'meanie' here?! Y-You're the one who started it with me!

_{[OH GOD PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO STARE shit]}

[konpeitoqueen]

WAAAAAH! You're so cruel! WAAAAAAAAAAH!

[WOULD PEOPLE LISTEN TO THE CRYING LOLI OR GIANT MAN, BERT?!]