this is not the cr meme. because we don't do enough memes that AREN'T the cr meme anymore

[ghostytrainer]

The Kissing Booth Meme

Exactly what it sounds like on the tin! Somehow, inexplicably, your character has gotten themselves stuck in a kissing booth. Maybe they did it for the heck of it, maybe they've been forced into it against their will and can't leave until they meet their quota. Or maybe it's meme magic. Whatever the case, smooches are pretty much a given.

Pucker up, Routians!

What do you mean Valentine's day was 4 days ago? I GUESS IT'S A GOOD THING OUR SPAM COMM IS SLOWPOKE.GIF THEN.

gently borrowed from bakerstreet

Comments

[styxiedust]

Well why didn't you say so in the first place? [She's having way too much fun with this, how grateful she is to have been reborn as a human in this world, if nothing else so she can torment Yusuke every waking moment of his life.

(Not that she didn't before.)

Really she would have never actually told Keiko that Yusuke was here nor would Botan believe in a million years that Yusuke actually intended to be unfaithful. The boy is hopelessly in love with Miss Yukimura whether he denies it or not, and it's not as though he's some Casanova anyway.]

Such a noble cause, Yusuke, surely your sacrifice will be remembered by all who benefit! [If he wants to play leaning chicken, she'll do the same.

Uncomfortably close, pressing her forehead against his.]

I'll be counting your earnings to make sure you don't shortchange me, Urameshi.

[The devil wears pink and says "bingo!".]

[angerpoints]

[THESE LITTLE SHITS...

Anyway, under normal circumstances, having Botan invading his personal space like that would've elicited a reaction not unlike an overheated tea kettle in a children's cartoon: loud, bright red, and blowing plenty of smoke. As it is, though, he's so relieved that all he does is lean away and let out a massive sigh. Phew. That's one less Megaton Slap he'll have to endure! And here he'd been preemptively preparing himself to angle his head just so so that he wouldn't crack his skull on the pavement when he hit the ground...]

Thanks, Botan! Man, for a second there I was afraid you were gonna call Keiko up on your 'Gear and tell her to come kick my ass. I'm glad you proved me wrong.

[He pauses. A grin begins to spread across his face.

This is not promising.]

In fact, I'm so grateful I could probably kiss you.

[styxiedust]

You come anywhere near me with that mouth of yours and you lose a couple of teeth.

[DO NOT TEST HER.]

Just because Keiko isn't here doesn't mean someone isn't going to kick your ass.