this is not the cr meme. because we don't do enough memes that AREN'T the cr meme anymore

[ghostytrainer]

The Kissing Booth Meme

Exactly what it sounds like on the tin! Somehow, inexplicably, your character has gotten themselves stuck in a kissing booth. Maybe they did it for the heck of it, maybe they've been forced into it against their will and can't leave until they meet their quota. Or maybe it's meme magic. Whatever the case, smooches are pretty much a given.

Pucker up, Routians!

What do you mean Valentine's day was 4 days ago? I GUESS IT'S A GOOD THING OUR SPAM COMM IS SLOWPOKE.GIF THEN.

gently borrowed from bakerstreet

Comments

[exeggutorhead]

[Yeah he sees Joker holding back laughter, and very nearly huffs.]

It's not that funny!

[And well here he is right in front of the booth now.]

How much is getting my leg back going to cost me, anyway?

[Kissing? Whatever. It's the money he's more reluctant about.]

[pipers_son]

[Envy, you cheap skate. Even if Joker does understand because fuck spending too much money.]

100 doesn't sound that bad a price for yer leg back, does it?

[exeggutorhead]

[Johto has turned him into the biggest cheapskate. He refuses to get a job and is always nearly broke. But just 100 isn't bad. He's sure getting his back cheaper than Edward Elric would.]

I guess that's reasonable for a leg.

[He sighs overdramatically and pulls out a coin, dropping it into the payment box. He's honestly getting more amused than annoyed with the situation, but he's having fun keeping up the begrudging act.]

[pipers_son]

[The Mime Jr. gives a little cheer and scurries back under the stall to emerge onto the other side so she can clamber back up by way of Joker's chair. Said Joker is just getting up to give his own over dramatic little bow.]

Thank ya kindly for yer donation~. Lean closer, if ya would please.

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy blinks, his act dropping as he's caught off guard. But then he snickers and shrugs.]

Hah, I didn't think you were still going to offer a kiss. But I guess I paid for that too, didn't I?

[He can humor the Law of the Kissing Booth, sure. He rests his hands on the edge of the booth and leans forward.]

[pipers_son]

We run nothin' but a professional booth here, 'course ya paid for that~.

[Professional kissing booths have Mime Jr.s holding legs hostage, right? Of course they do.]

[Looking pleased as punch, Joker gets up to his feet proper. Don't worry, Envy, he won't make this too weird. Just a kiss to the corner of the mouth, quick and simple.]