[There's a dangerous glint off the Major's glasses for a half-second there, but he refuses to jump to conclusions. He was trained better than that. Lumping all cases of something together would make him no different than that serial killer "Scar" who seemed to have a very pointed(albeit well-deserved) grudge against the Military.

Besides, lumping people together like that's not actually a great way to be a decent person.

The pleasantries continue.]

Ah, I'm sorry for that. I'm normally a lot better about that sort of thing.

I'm Maes. Maes Hughes.

Nice to meet you, Greed. That's an unusual name, actually. Is there a story behind it?

[Yup. Obfuscating stupidity dorking is at full. But hey, it's smalltalk. And smalltalk is always useful.

If this stranger was a friend of Envy's, though, why was he taking the time to carry on such a casual conversation?]