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Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote in [community profile] slowpoke_gif 2014-12-13 10:29 pm (UTC)

Cobra Commander

Positive CR gets a sum of money between P10,000 and P25,000 depending on Cobra's opinion of your character. You can ask if you're not sure! Everybody gets a card from him too, personally signed, and all that. Hang on to it, it's sure to be a collector's item if he ever once he takes over the world!

The following people get actual presents in addition to money:

Kimblee gets some sort of model of Ecruteak City + assorted supplies that could be used to blow it up if someone is so inclined.

Archer gets the exact same thing. Maybe they were buy one, get one free. Who knows?

Dist gets a book on Pokemon and electromagnetics. Let's go with ElectroMagnetonic Theory, but hey, it was that or some sort of awful neon sweater covered in light up Magnemites, so don't complain.

All of his negative CR is getting a box with a spring loaded Gunk Shot trap. So when you open it, said gunk flies (hopefully) in the direction of the recipient. Underneath the spring loaded trap is a Christmas card too. MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM COBRA COMMANDER.

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