The Christmas Gift Meme: Gift Hard With a Vengeance

[preybeforemeals]

BECAUSE IN POKEWORLD, SANTA IS REAL.

SINCE IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN when everyone is starting to put together their list of what their Fictional People On The Internet are going to get one another for Christmas, and it can get complicated to remember who's getting what for whom:

→ Comment with your character + a list of what they're giving to others, if anything!
→ Go look through the lists to see what yours are getting! (HINT: crtl+f is your friend!)
→ Let the holly and jolly flow through you!
→ Have fun!

Comments

Cobra Commander

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Positive CR gets a sum of money between P10,000 and P25,000 depending on Cobra's opinion of your character. You can ask if you're not sure! Everybody gets a card from him too, personally signed, and all that. Hang on to it, it's sure to be a collector's item if he ever once he takes over the world!

The following people get actual presents in addition to money:

Kimblee gets some sort of model of Ecruteak City + assorted supplies that could be used to blow it up if someone is so inclined.

Archer gets the exact same thing. Maybe they were buy one, get one free. Who knows?

Dist gets a book on Pokemon and electromagnetics. Let's go with ElectroMagnetonic Theory, but hey, it was that or some sort of awful neon sweater covered in light up Magnemites, so don't complain.

All of his negative CR is getting a box with a spring loaded Gunk Shot trap. So when you open it, said gunk flies (hopefully) in the direction of the recipient. Underneath the spring loaded trap is a Christmas card too. MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM COBRA COMMANDER.

[red_roses]

C-Can Danny be a recipient of a Gunk Shot even though they haven't had that much CR since he's been back? Because oh my god that's hilarious.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Sure.

[nasa_dreams]

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