The Christmas Gift Meme: Gift Hard With a Vengeance

[preybeforemeals]

BECAUSE IN POKEWORLD, SANTA IS REAL.

SINCE IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN when everyone is starting to put together their list of what their Fictional People On The Internet are going to get one another for Christmas, and it can get complicated to remember who's getting what for whom:

→ Comment with your character + a list of what they're giving to others, if anything!
→ Go look through the lists to see what yours are getting! (HINT: crtl+f is your friend!)
→ Let the holly and jolly flow through you!
→ Have fun!

Comments

[lieutenantantichrist]

Heather gets pair of nice boxing gloves
Tobias gets, on Felix Hernandez's insistence, a book of poems by Watchogden Nash
Raikov gets a bottle of Grey Zangoose vodka
Lancer gets a nice, quiet, muted, not fucking terrible shirt
Valmont gets some real culture: a DVD of Goodrafellas
Continuing the theme of screwing with him with endings, Kayneth gets a DVD of Chinchoutown. Forget it, Jake.
Cobra Commander gets a scrawled note about how many fucking times he is going to punch him in his stupid fucking face, which may tell him exactly how his own gift worked
For Carmen, a fancy leatherbound copy of that one book about the guy who gets all obsessed with sailing the sea to catch some giant white Wailord. (He went to a department store and asked, "What do you get a lady?" The guy at the counter said, "Well, you can't go wrong with jewelry." He clarified, "I mean, a lady who can beat the crap out of you." With his Clauncher's input, they eventually worked their way around to this. Enclosed, there are also two notes.)
Ishimaru should have something fun, so he gets some credit to buy games on his Gear. And Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots.
Ash gets a DVD of Hitmontop Gun
Schuldig/Dietrich gets a bottle of good whiskey and the best Christmas movie there is: Die Charizard with Bruce Frillish. He also gets a boxset of 24 starring Kiefer Stoutland
Ralph, being a big punchy guy, gets On the Watertypefront
Yusuke gets the great boxing movie Raging Granbull

Everyone on the list also gets some cookies shaped like Pokemon with Santa hats, made by Steve, with Blake's help to make sure there's no dog hair in them, cause come on, that's fuckin' gross.
...except Cobra Commander. He doesn't get any, because his gift was mean. (Steve may have covered her face and snickered hysterically.)

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Probably not the first time Cobra's received a note like that but he'll be glad to know his gifts caused the appropriate reaction.

[lieutenantantichrist]

It absolutely splatted Blake right in the face. His yelling and ranting was elaborate.