And then he learned why taunting Lightning and company is a bad idea. She helps command an army, Cobra; making her angry may not be the best idea you've ever had, and she has several protective friends. Making them angry is also a terrible idea.

And he should learn that simple is sometimes better, especially when creative uses of snakes and ninjas aren't an option. Though...he might be able to send his Seviper to bite and poison her instead, if it fits through the ducts. It would get a lot more attention, especially if they catch and find out who it belongs to, but since when has he shied away from letting people know what he's done, right?