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John, you rancid shitgoblin, do you even listen to what nonsense spews from your gaping, feculent seedflap?! How the fuck are those two things even comparable, you've only had wind powers for three fucking years!
[At least Karkat's not flying off the handle over having his skull groped? Uh, anymore. But really, John Egbert, what the fuck is wrong with you.
He half-snarls, half-sighs explosively, yanks his hands out of his hair, and clenches them at his sides, glaring at this worthless human. Why is he the one who has to do this and why is that fucking stupid black crush a thing that even happened, can he just forget all of this and foist John off on Dave or Jade?? Where are they, anyway?]
All right, listen up! I, your magnanimous creator and sovereign deity, am offering you a limited time deal: ask whatever fucking questions plague your inferior human lobe stem so we can put this shit behind us and meet up with the others ASAP. That's Dave and Jade, by the way. It's just us three. Terezi isn't here at all.
[And a. Sudden pause. A complete shift in tone.]
Did something happen to her?