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[these_guys]

TEST DRIVE MEME


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[titularity]

OI! Karamatsu!!


[Ah, that voice. You know the one. The one that causes that chill to run down your spine. The one that instinctively tells you that you need to hide whatever money you have, and whatever dignity you still hold onto. The voice that seems to DRIP with both love and hate for you, and even more...an essence for getting you into trouble.

Yes, it's that voice.


Osomatsu seems to be shopping as well, hands in his pockets as he walks, his only companions being his own Eevee and a Spinda...who seems to have twirled it's way into one of the clothing racks and getting trapped in that circular middle section that every kid used to hide in. Don't act like you don't know the ones.


He'll find his way out.


But that's not important now, because Osomatsu has found Karamatsu's fashion show, looking at his outfit as he poses next to his Krokorok. Letting it...seep in.


Before he grips his stomach, trying not to laugh uncontrollably.]


Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch!!! Karamatsu! It's too much! You're going to kill me!!



I can feel death gripping me as I speak!

[karappo]

Eh?

[How could he not recognize that voice? Even Bruce and Karamatsu's other Pokemon peer over when Osomatsu saunters into view...and starts harping about his outfit. Karamatsu doesn't seem too surprised, but Bruce just looks flat out insulted.]

Oh, come on, we match perfectly, my Brother! Don't you see this? I planned this outfit to match so that the two of us will become one...is that not what I have achieved?

[titularity]

Too perfectly!

[Honestly, Karamatsu, don't you see the obvious problem with this?]

They're gonna judge you and not your Pokemon! And you'll get low scores because of how painful you are...


[Here, let niisan help.]


W-Why are the back half of your pants striped...that's just stupid!

[...What a good supportive person your brother is.]

[karappo]

[Karamatsu blinks, pivoting halfway so he can look at the backs of his thighs.]

Hm. ...is it too much?

[titularity]

[You see this, Karamatsu? He's already got a can of black spray paint ready to fix that monstrosity of a fashion show you've got going on.]

[karappo]

[oH]

W-w-wait, Brother, what are you doing with that-?

[Bruce eyes Osomatsu warily- along with that spray paint- growling deeply in the back of his throat.]

[titularity]

Painting your ass!


[You know, loud enough for almost the whole surrounding area to hear. If Bruce's growl was supposed to intimidate him, he certainly doesn't seem to notice.

In fact, he cheerfully pats the Krokorok on the shoulder.]


Relax, you're fine! It works for you.

[karappo]

N-no no, you'll ruin it!!

[Karamatsu jumps back, immediately putting both hands on the back of his pants, as if that will stop Osomatsu from chasing him down with that spray paint.

Bruce's growling just continues, a one note, irritated sort of noise as he glares at Osomatsu out of the corner of his eye. Why can't you just humor his trainer like he's doing?]

[titularity]

Hold still, Brother!

[In a pretty convincing Karamatsu impression. Osomatsu has never been one to just half-ass anything, even if it means torturing his younger brothers. Especially Karamatsu.

Not because he's embarrassing or painful. Hell, he loves that about him. But because he's the second oldest, and some things are reserved for only them.

He SPRINGS into action, leaping to try and grab him by that jacket and get to work. You better run, Kara. He's full of determination, now.



Meanwhile, that Eevee just sits next to Bruce, letting out a sigh. As if this was just another Tuesday for him.


Welcome to his world, Bruce. He has to live with this asshole as his trainer.]

[karappo]

W-wait, Osomatsu-! You can't do that! AAAAGH--!!

[As expected, Karamatsu won't be able to get very far at all, not with a maze of clothing racks nearby blocking any chance of an escape. It's all his Krookodile can do to just stand there and watch his trainer being harassed, putting one clawed hand over his face.]

[titularity]

[Osomatsu wastes no time in leaping after him, being both cruel and unusual in the way he torments his brother. And being as creative and (surprisingly) athletic as he is, he's able to leap at him with the utmost of NEET grace.


Osomatsu's Spinda finally makes his way over there, wobbling to and fro until it manages to stand upright next to the Krookodile. That...that sure was an event that was taking place, wasn't it?


That poor man.]

[karappo]

[All of those things combined makes for a bad day for Karamatsu, who goes down with a yelp when Osomatsu catches up to him.

At this point, all Bruce can do is just...let it happen.

Sigh.]