Sooo TELL me what you want what you really really want

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✭ A HEADCANON/QUESTIONS MEME ✭

Blatantly ripped from the last one Alex put up

→ Post with a list of your characters.
→ Comment to other people asking them questions about their lineup. Ask anything you can think of: questions about personal headcanon, thoughts on your CR, hypothetical situations, off-screen interactions, future plans, serious business, random crack, whatever!
→ Respond to the questions you receive!
→ LEARN NEW THINGS ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S CHARACTERS THAT YOU NEVER KNEW BEFORE.
→ Discover things your characters have in common and forge excellent CR and shenanigans accordingly.
→ Repeat steps 2-5 forever.

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lina

[quadrangle]

Karkat Vantas quadrangle | Homestuck

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Which of Karkat's dead friends would he be happiest to see?

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The answer to that has been Nepeta for a while now, MOSTLY BECAUSE Sollux's half-ghost is presumably still alive (...???) somewhere hanging out with Aradia. So he's. Not a dead friend. Maybe?

If we're talking dead dead, the order is maybe Nepeta > Feferi > Tavros > Equius > Eridan > Vriska. For reasons.

[callbacks]

Haha oh man DANNNNGGG he'd rather see Eridan than Vriska. Wow. That's cold, dude. Ice cold. I can see why.

[quadrangle]

His emotions re: Eridan are more ambivalent? I mean, they used to be pretty close friends before the whole hopesloding things happened. Vriska, meanwhile, was sort of. You know. Vriska. Actually depending on how much of the conversation between her and John he read, maybe that would change? Except also also he heard from John in Route that Vriska is apparently alive because magic retcon powers, so she might be last regardless because she's technically not dead anymore maybe??????

Should I be tagging this as spoilery idefk anymore. Fuck I should reread his conversations with her or something augh I give up.

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No yeah I get that, he did seem to tolerate Eridan better than he did Vriska. And also, Vriska is like...well, Eridan's pretty bad, too, I'm not sure which of them would cause more trouble in Route.

ANYWAY POINT IS, WE NEED NEPETA.

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I guess in this respect it's a good thing there have been misunderstandings between Karkat at the others already because AT LEAST THAT MEANS TEAM RWPY'S FIRST EXPOSURE TO QUADRANT SHENANIGANS WASN'T FROM FUCKING ERIDAN.

We need a Nepeta so bad oh god. And Rose and Kanaya. All of them.

[harlequinhater]

Which human romcom would be Karkat's favorite?

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UHHHH. I actually haven't seen many. Well I mean there's Dane Cook's stuff, those are his favorites, and then Hitch, 50 First Dates, Serendipity, and some other shit I don't feel like looking up. One day I will actually inflict the necessary "research" into romcoms playing Karkat requires except also I will die first you will never take me alive, do you hear me, never.

[charcoalfeather]

....Would Karkat sing the pokerap though.

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Or how would he react to it. man am I tired.

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Do you mean this one though.

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I mean whichever one would get the best reaction.

So yeah, definitely that one. It's amazing.

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... He actually might laugh if he heard the second one BUT I THINK THAT DEPENDS on whose company he's in at the time.

[charcoalfeather]

Hey if it exists in Route and Rakka figures out how she'd totally share it with Karkat.

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Oh no but it contains threatening of children no Rakka is too precious protect the tiny angelfluff

[charcoalfeather]

It would be a surprise for both of them ahahaa....

[hashtagafreakingghost]

Karkat on human food. What's he liking?

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Oh, troll diets, what are they. I'm assuming anything that's mostly meat he's good with. And uh. Probably burgers because he had one when he and Dave went out to lunch with Carolina and I mean who doesn't love burgers, it's like a crime not to or something.

The really sad part is that he's probably been following Dave's cue when it comes to human food and Dave grew up in a house where the fridge = sword storage. Fortunately, it has been established that Jade has been getting on their asses about eating right (I think???), so he is eating at least some green leafy plant matter and/or fruits. I'd try to think of some appropriately trollish name for them but I'm fucking tired. THOSE THINGS. It happen.