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Luke fon Fabre ([personal profile] bellyshirt) wrote in [community profile] slowpoke_gif 2012-08-15 07:52 pm (UTC)

Here are some suggestions:

Stantler: "The round balls found on the fallen antlers can be ground into a powder that aids in sleeping." "Those who stare at its antlers will gradually lose control of their senses and be unable to stand." "The curved antlers subtly change the flow of air to create a strange space where reality is distorted." aka the Twin Peaks pokemon...
Koffing: "Its thin, flimsy body is filled with gases that cause constant sniffles, coughs and teary eyes."
Croagunk: "Fluid squeezed from its finger, albeit poisonous, is a significant ingredient in remedies for lower-back pain."
Gloom: "A horribly noxious honey drools from its mouth. One whiff of the honey can result in memory loss. Some fans are said to enjoy this overwhelming stink, however."
Foongus: Learns Rage Powder, which, come on. Come on. Fungi jokes.
Pansage: "Eating a leaf from its head whisks weariness away as if by magic."

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