[What's that? A soapbox for Cobra to stand on and rant about everything wrong with his life ever?]
No matter what I do or how close I come to achieving my objectives, it always ends in failure! Always! And it's never my fault! It's either due to my enemies' interference or my own subordinates' incompetence! And the worst part is I can't get rid of them because where else are you going to find despicable people willing to do horrible things to the rest of the world for a widely varying pay scale! And even the robots end up being complete failures! I'd fire them all and conquer the world mysssself if it were possible, but it's not! No one man can singlehandedly conquer the world! Even I can sssee that!
And if that weren't bad enough, I've had the misssfortune of being stabbed in the back repeatedly by my own minions, been reduced to a ridiculousss subhuman snake monster, been kept as a pet by the idiot they placed in charge and fed flies! Flies! Do you know how demoralizing it is to one day hold the world in your fist and the next be reduced to eating flies out of a cage! Do you?
Then when I was finally changed back into something at least sssomewhat resembling a human being, I learned that my organization donated all of my old uniforms to charity! TO CHARITY! How dare them!
[Okay, there's everything wrong with his life back home through his canon point.]
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No matter what I do or how close I come to achieving my objectives, it always ends in failure! Always! And it's never my fault! It's either due to my enemies' interference or my own subordinates' incompetence! And the worst part is I can't get rid of them because where else are you going to find despicable people willing to do horrible things to the rest of the world for a widely varying pay scale! And even the robots end up being complete failures! I'd fire them all and conquer the world mysssself if it were possible, but it's not! No one man can singlehandedly conquer the world! Even I can sssee that!
And if that weren't bad enough, I've had the misssfortune of being stabbed in the back repeatedly by my own minions, been reduced to a ridiculousss subhuman snake monster, been kept as a pet by the idiot they placed in charge and fed flies! Flies! Do you know how demoralizing it is to one day hold the world in your fist and the next be reduced to eating flies out of a cage! Do you?
Then when I was finally changed back into something at least sssomewhat resembling a human being, I learned that my organization donated all of my old uniforms to charity! TO CHARITY! How dare them!
[Okay, there's everything wrong with his life back home through his canon point.]