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By anon request...

Fanservice/Kink Meme

They're both awesome memes, so why not just slap them into one?

HOW THIS WORKS:

I will make a post with this account for anonymous kink requests. These requests don't actually have to be sexual--ask for a picture of a slowpoke nomming on someone's pants or a fic of Johto turning out to be an artificial reality ran by GLaDOS, whatever you like--but they're requests that people can anonymously or openly fill. For courtesy's sake, try to fill out as many other requests as you make.

FOR THE FANSERVICE, THE RULES:

1. Post with your characters.
2. Reply to other characters (anon or openly) asking for scenes/pairings/what have you to be played out between that character and someone else. Self requests are A-Okay, and requests can be sexy or gen or whatever. We don't judge.
3. Play the requested scenes out! Or if no one's requested from you, sit back and enjoy the other requests.
4. Respect each other's limits, but don't bug people for what they ask for. Remember, we're all here to have fun! So go and have fun.

For the sake of clarity, an example:
X's Post
Someone's reply: 'X and Y play a card game.' or something like 'X and Y play a card game in a massive poker tournament and the loser gets eaten by sharks.'
And then X goes and tags Y and they play the scenario.

Go forth, and have lots of cracky fun!

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[She'd gotten up early and borrowed Amanda away from Reid for the express purpose of having a older girl's advice and opinions in such a dangerous area of life.

That is, trying to impress a boy.

Impossible Mode: Spencer Reid.

It had been a good two hours of mild grumbling and make-up tutorials to make herself look a little older, a little prettier, and adding a little bit of a curl to her hair (it had really started growing out since she'd been there, aybe she should get it cut soon. Or did Reid like longer hair? Amanda didn't seem to know either, unfortunately).

She eyed her reflection with a critical eye, then turned to Amanda for approval before tracking down Reid to return her. And to hopefully see if he noticed the ffort she put in.]

[Amanda gives Mio a critical look-over. It's not Amanda's style, but neither of them are aiming for Amanda's style; Mio needs to look pretty and not like a teenager.

After a moment, Amanda gives Mio the closest thing to a thumbs-up a Yamask can give, and then ushers Mio on her way, forcing poor Flora (who had been stuck sitting here the whole time to translate for Amanda) to translate her last-minute advice: smile at him, don't worry if he's thick as a brick because that's Spencer and sometimes he needs to be hit over the head a few times, don't be worried to show a little cleavage but don't overdo it because Spencer's not that kind of guy, show interest in whatever he's interested in even if it's boring as hell, and so on and so forth until they get to Reid and Amanda quickly drags Flora away with her.

Currently, Reid's sitting at the desk in his hotel room, his glasses resting on the bridge of his nose and his brow slightly furrowed. He's looking at diagrams of Pokemon physiology, comparing different types with each other and then different Pokemon within the same type. He doesn't even notice Mio coming in, wrapped up as he is in what he's doing.]

[She nods along to the advice, trying to remember it all as they leave. Her stomach twists into knots and she takes a big breath and walks over, hands clasped innocently behind her back.

She steps up beside his chair and leans in a little. After a moment, Mio clears her throat, trying to get his attention]

Spencer?

[Reid casually looks up, and of course, his eyes are fixed on her face, not on anything else. She looks different. Idly, Reid notices that she's put makeup on. Maybe to make herself feel pretty or impress someone she met in Violet.]

Hey there.

[Nope, it doesn't even occur to him to comment on it. He'll probably comment at some point that she looks nice when it's turned into a complete non-sequitur, but that's how he rolls.

This is indeed Impossible Mode, Mio.]

[Mio stares at him a moment. Her eyebrows raise expectantly.

...Why did she even think she'd get a comment right away. She closes her eyes briefly and directs her gaze upward as if calling on some kind of higher being to help her.

Why does she like him again?

But when Mio's gaze returns to his face it's easy to remember. He's the first real connection she's made to another person that wasn't related to her. He was kind and smart and didn't treat her like a kid. He was strong and he helped her and made her feel like she could do just about anything.

Mio smiles a little in fond amusement and looks to the charts] What are you working on? [Smile a lot. Check.

Pretend to be interested in his work. Double check! (Double because she actually was interested)]

[He's all that, and he's thick as a brick when it comes to social cues. Fantastic combination, right?

He looks back down at his work, spreading out the papers so she can easily see them.]

I'm looking at the physiology of different types and different species within those types. I'm figuring out how to classify them, since there seem to be some animals that share phylum despite being different types, but types generally seem to have undeniable physiological similarities that would normally make them part of the same phylum. Maybe I shouldn't even be trying to fit these animals into traditional biological taxonomy, but-- [Beat.] I'm sorry, I'm babbling, aren't I? [He's learning.]

[His answer is a giggle and Mio nods] A little! But it's okay, it's interesting! I like listening to you talk. [There's another little smile and a mental self-high five. That sounded good, right? Of course it helped that she really could just listen to Reid babble on for a while.]

What's a... phylum?

Uh, thank you. [And that's a genuine thank you. Not everyone can honestly say they like hearing him talk.

He glances up at her again, slipping into 'teacher' mode.]

A phylum is a principal taxonomic category that ranks above class and below kingdom. Taxonomy is the study of classification, especially of organisms; first there is Domain, then there is Kingdom, then Phylum, then Class, then Order, then Family, then Genus, then Species.

'Kingdom' is what people are most familiar with; kingdom divides animals from plants, and both of those from fungus, and all three of those from bacteria, from protists, and from archaea. Within those categories, phyla are used to categorize organisms based on a general body plan or purpose they have in common; one you would be familiar with would be 'arthropods'. Arthropods are grouped together based on the fact that they all have exoskeletons made of chitin, and creatures within that phyla would include things like butterflies, scorpions, crabs, spiders, millipedes, and so on.

Do you understand?

[Not entirely, but she nodded anyway] Mm! You're a lot better teacher then anyone back home.

[Which is true enough, even if he DOES tend to babble. There's another smile.] I think most people classify them by egg groups or type; Pokemon can breed within their egg group, not just others of their type. It can get confusing. And they all lay eggs. [Which she knew Spencer knew, but she's trying to impress him]

Do you want me to help, or...? [She trails off, unsure. Someone more experienced might say something sexy and be sultry, but Mio just feels a little embarrassed at her own inexperience.]

If we get it done, maybe we can go out somewhere?

[He smiles, but he can't help but wonder what kind of teachers she's had back home if he's the best.

He gestures for her to pull up a chair, despite the fact that she probably won't be able to say anything about biology he doesn't know--this can be a learning experience.] Yeah, that seems to be the system here. I'm trying to find a connection all creatures within an egg group have, since for many of the combinations, there's no immediate indicator of why they would even be compatible sexually, let alone genetically. Honestly, by our worlds' standards, they wouldn't even count as separate species, since they can produce fertile offspring with one another, regardless of the sex of the offspring.

[And unfortunately, Mio is still right in his social blind spot. He can tell that someone's upset by noticing how long it takes them to turn a page, but he does not notice that she's showing interest in him. He glances up at the suggestion, since he would have expected her to try to get away from him as quickly as possible so she could meet with whoever she was made up for. But oh well, perhaps she doesn't know the person and they work in a certain restaurant or something, so she's just trying to find a way to meet him or her.

THIS IS LOGIC.] Uh, sure. Where did you want to go?

This is Mab interested in saving her inbox...

for the anon request~

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now that I'm finally home for break I can tag!

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