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Karkat Vantas: This totally sweet scarf. It comes with a note that just says thanks

Cheria Barnes: A Ponyta egg plus a hat/scarf/gloves combo in hot pink. No note since they are practically joined at the hip.

Aradia Megido: A Ghastly egg. The note says so you still lovve ghost pokemon right
wwell here you go noww you cant say i aint done nothin nice for you

Jake English: This scarf. The note says honestly this thing is completely detestable but youre still really into the wwhole green an skulls thing right

Everyone else:

go fuck yourselvves

Edited 2012-12-22 08:36 (UTC)

Since it is huge, I will just tell you who is on it in alphabetical order and those people can click through to the link.

CAST: Eridan Ampora, Sollux Captor, Jane Crocker, John Egbert, Jake English, Jade Harley, Mom Lalonde, Rose Lalonde, Kanaya Maryam, Gamzee Makara, Bro Strider, Dave Strider, Dirk Strider, Karkat Vantas, Equius Zahhak.

NON-CAST: Misaki Asou, Hayate Ayasaki, Cheria Barnes, Yagyuu Hiroshi, Raven, Carmen Sandiego, Vanitas.

All of y'all go check out your swag here!

Everyone that John is on good terms with and has spoken to at least enough to exchange names will receive a bag of candy canes and home-made gingerbread Pokemon. (yes, Eridan, even you. You won't even get burnt or malformed ones!) Attached is a hand-written Christmas card which reads happy holidays! don't worry, i promise these aren't poisoned. -john egbert and has some kind of really shitty doodle on it.

The following people will be receiving other gifts in addition to the aforementioned baked goods: Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider, Jade Harley, Jane Crocker, Jake English, Dirk Strider, Mom Lalonde, Bro Strider, Karkat Vantas, Aradia Megido, Kanaya Maryam, Sollux Captor, Riku, Luke Triton, and Jack Skellington. (Also Other Father and Vriska Serket even though they aren't here anymore.)

The full list can be found over here since I don't want to stretch the page too badly. :D;;

I'm still figuring out some of the things Reid's getting for people. Speaking of, if your name's listed with nothing beside it (or else you should be here and I forgot), please help me out and throw a few suggestions in my direction.

Albert: A nice, comfortable chair for the fireside.
Carmen: A charm bracelet, bare save for a cherry charm. And he'd like to point out that it's still her word against his. ;)
Coop: Amanda's swiping his communicator while Missy distracts him (probably by stealing his shoe and trying to float off with it or something) and Reid's installing all the games on it. And adding in super hard Sudokus and crosswords as a bonus. Let there be dorks.
Fluttershy:
Gordon:
Harry Truman: A guide on every Pokemon in the Johto/Kanto region, annotated by Reid with notes, tips, warnings, and general helpful information that the original authors didn't include. On the inside cover, there's also general advice written neatly, things like 'don't try to climb up a ledge because babble babble physics are weird here' and 'don't try to fly without a badge because you will break your legs'. Worded a little more Reid-like, of course. Reid doesn't know Harry all that well and doesn't expect a gift, but he likes being helpful, so Merry Christmas anyway.
Mio: Two small hairpins and a Togepi egg.
Rose Lalonde: A pair of nice circular needles, a ball of soft, warm yarn, and a small bag of candy.
Twilight Sparkle:

And I am almost certain I'm forgetting people. So Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, and Gordon, I need a hand, and for the people I'm almost definitely forgetting, please chime in.

Edited 2012-12-22 09:17 (UTC)

Yagyuu's gift recipients: Mio Amakura, Sakura Kinomoto, Aradia Megido, Saber (blue)

Albert's gift recipients: Dale Cooper, Gordon Cole, Harry Truman, Spencer Reid, Ziva David, Hiccup Haddock

Carmen's gift recipients: Heather Mason, Harry Mason, Ironhide, Solf J. Kimblee, France, Jake English, Aradia Megido, Astrid Hofferson, Gordon Cole, Spencer Reid, Mio Amakura, Page, Alex Louis Armstrong, Harry Truman, Hiccup Haddock, Dale Cooper

Also ALL MEMBERS OF TEAM ROCKET got a Very Special Gift™ from her, too. B)

Find the lists here!

Well, out of my lot, I have one who shows affection through buying people things and so gives gifts to all the people, one who doesn't know how to do friends, a former shadow-worshipper who's just sort of rolling with this whole "holiday" thing to humor his travelling partner, an agoraphobic and kind of classist mage, and an AI who understands Christmas but has no idea what she's doing.

ONE DAY, MAYBE ONE OF THEM WILL NOT SUCK AT THIS HOLIDAY.

Anyway, on to the lists!

Kimblee's recipients: Frank Archer, Carmen Sandiego, Cobra Commander, Crow Hogan, Emmy Altava, Envy, Isaac McDougal, Karkat Vantas, Dr Kato, Kayneth Archibald Where-The-Hell-Do-Your-Names-Go, Lightning Farron, Logan, Ryuunosuke Uryuu, Red Saber

Descole's recipients: Emmy Altava, Fluttershy, Ondorus, Wheatley

Reaver: Logan, Page

Tokiomi: Alex Armstrong, Kayneth Archibald Where-The-Hell-Do-Your-Names-Go

GLaDOS: Dimitri Allen, Wheatley, the TR Science Division As A Whole

Details for all of them are here!

I'm pretty sure the people that were listed already seen what their characters have gotten from Misaki but just in case, I'll just list your guy's names.

Mio, Envy, Jake, Wang Yao, Menma, Aradia, Spencer

Everyone else gets a small acknowledgement because there's no other reason why not.

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Astrid
- Small Deadly Nadder model in silver-like metal. Can fit in the palm of your hand.
- Silver-like axe charm necklace. Charm is about three inches in length. Sorry, though, he bought the chain from a store and the charm isn't sharp enough to do any real damage, but he did etch in patterns on the 'handle'!

Carmen
- Small Night Fury model in silver-like metal. Can fit in the palm of your hand.
- Faux-suede belt with pockets. Inside one pocket is a handful of small bolts, with a map of the Justice Farm in another. If Carmen goes to the places marked with an 'x' on the map, she will be able to find all the pieces of a copper-like metal model horse. Most people would need a pokemon with fly to get a few of the pieces, and a few are buried (even further now, because of the snow.) Have fun with that.

Cooper
- Small Terrible Terror model in bronze-like metal. About the size of Coop's pinky finger.
- A traditional Berk viking shield up until the colorful design on the front. He used good, modern paints in the hopes of preventing it from fading or scratching. The design is of a Hideous Zippleback, colors based off of Barf and Belch.

Albert
- Small Gronckle model in bronze-like metal. Can fit in the palm of your hand.
- Four Shuckle eggs with a Christmas hatching date.
- Chocolate science.

Ziva
THESE WERE ALREADY GIVEN TO HER PRESUMABLY DURING HANUKKAH WEEK.
- Small Monstrous Nightmare model in copper-like metal. Can fit in the palm of your hand.
- Laila the Momowl.
- Leather arm bracers with small, hidden slots for hiding tiny and/or thin items.
- Train pass.
- A winter coat of her choosing.

For Dale Cooper: A coin necklace not entirely unlike his own (except fancier)! Something like this. Presumably in pokécurrency. Coop will also be getting a bag of hand-picked berries. (The good kind. HARRY DID HIS RESEARCH.)

For Albert Rosenfield: A super swanky pocket watch, the kind with a skeleton face that exposes all the inner gears and junk because ha ha guts.

For Gordon Cole: A scarf with matching gloves. (Harry originally bought a scarf and earmuffs, then realized what he'd done and went back for an exchange.)

For Carmen Sandiego: HOLY CRAP A MAREEP EGG and some fancy, assorted chocolates.

For the Justice Farm (aka Reid, Heather, and everyone else who drifts in and out of that place that he might not have met yet but who will be around for Christmas): CHOCOLATE. No, really. He is going to get one of those big holiday assortment boxes and just plop it in the most central area for everyone to nibble at their leisure. (Nut-free, just in case.)

For Cheria Barnes: One of those picture Christmas cards featuring Clara in a tiny Santa hat.

Envy's gift recipients are: France, Tulio, Miguel, Romano, Heather, Henry, Lust, Misaki, Kimble, Archer, Winry, China, Nanao, Mio, Cooper, and Kayneth

Details for all of them are here!

Temeraire isn't getting presents for anybody because he just got here and also doesn't know what Christmas is.

Fluttershy: A Teddiursa egg, courtesy of Aidou.

Rainbow Dash: A Chikorita egg, from Cecil's last batch.

Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald: ????. Maybe a book on the Ruins of Alph...

Spencer Reid: ????. I'm bad at this.

Her Squadmates (Emmy and Hikari): White stocking caps and white gloves with a note saying that these will probably come in handy soon. Whatever that means.

And I've probably forgotten some people who should be getting gifts for her, so if you think you should be on this list, say something!

Edited for additions:

Riku: A map of Kanto with popular tourist attractions marked on it, in case he's missed them or wants more ways to convince more people to come to Kanto.

Imogen: A handwritten copy of the script for the Hearth's Warming Eve play shown in Season 2 Episode 11.

Edited 2012-12-23 08:01 (UTC)

Aradia: Two sets of adventure themed mixes and tracks, two sets of toe socks that are both time related with clocks and gears on them, and a mix that's centered entirely around time. You hear the winding of gears, the tick tocks of clocks interwoven among the bass drops and
Bro: A dark gray shuppet wool scarf, a mixed track to show Bro all that he's learned since he's seen him last, and a Growlithe egg.
Dirk: Ponyta egg (Egg Moves: Captivate, Hypnosis, Charm, Growl, Toxic, Iron Tail, Swift), plus flaffy lined boots because dude you're gonna need them, and a couple mixed tracks centered around fire. Hey it will keep you jamming while you stay warm. You'll hear Rapidash in the mix because she helped out with the fire part.
Eridan: You know he actually got you something. A purple pageboy cap because you need to look more like a tool than you do already.
Jade: A series of mixes of his usual stuff but centered around snow and ice. Yes, he recorded the noises of their doom and turned it into sick tunes. Plus arcanine themed earmuffs.
Jake: Knee pads. Seriously, you need these badly. Also a helmet. You need that too. These set one inside the other along with a book 'Ruins of Alph'.
Jane: First, a new baking spoon, a shirt 'Hop to it!' featuring bunnery , and a pair of bunnery themed gloves.
John: With the help of the others? KEYBOARD. Along with a shirt that says 'you don't stand a ghost ('haunter here') of a chance.
Kanaya: Tea, because you're a classy lady and long green scarf plus matching earmuffs, the band being the green part.
Karkat: The music he gives him starts strong, then the bass gets dropped hard, it goes on for a little bit of silence and rises new bits of sound being added until it's this symphony that rises to the finish. You're also getting a dragonair themed scarf.
Mom: ...Man what do you get your mom? Especially when she has no idea you're her kid. Well for one a warm coat, hot chocolate mix, and uh a set of mixes each testing out a different theme. It's almost shy that music, like he's testing the waters of your audio tastes.
Rose: For one, a hug. Yeah that rare thing. A thing of cinnamon candy canes + hot chocolate mix because he can never be normal, and a dark evening dress that's carefully wrapped up with a hastily scribbled note 'knock him dead with this'. He thought long and hard of how to say he loves you without saying it and something that's practical. So date dress. Yeah.

Cross-Canon:

For one, everyone who's ever talked to him gets a travel mug for your beverages.
Reid: A sturdy all purpose journal with a snap to hold it closed, included with it is a couple pens and a travel strap. Investigate away man.
Riku: A book of S word heavy tongue twisters. Go get him.
Cheria: A thing of hot chocolate mix and an eevee mug to use it in. Good luck with Eridan.

Edited 2012-12-23 01:32 (UTC)

Everyone on the following list will get a small mixed bag of ten or so cookies: Yayoi Takatsuki, Rika Furude, Lion Ushiromiya, Ventus, Cecil Harvey, Smoker, Talim, Lacus Clyne, Heather Mason, Haruka Amami, Ryo Akizuki, Takeru Takaishi, Saber the Blue, Saber the Red, Menma, Apollo, Crow Hogan, Frank Archer, Utena Tenjou, Yagyuu Hiroshi, Aradia Megido, Ondorus, Rose Lalonde, China annnnd Raven.

The cookies are a mix of chocolate chip, butter cookies and plain vanilla with sprinkles! No nuts or anything since he knows there is a chance people are allergic. All Hayate cookies are really really good since sweets are basically His Thing.

And some of these will be special cookies shaped after Pokemon Hayate knows the person likes! Those people arrrrre--
Yayoi = Farfetch'd
Rika = Ninetales
Lion = Dratini
Cecil = Milotic
Saber the Blue = Shinx
Ryo = Ralts
Crow = Pidgey
Heather = Growlithe
Aradia = Haunter (Though hers are getting made and sent out on new years, shhhh)

They're all very well decorated with icing in a way that might make you hesitate to eat them...

Yayoi, Rika, Lion, Cecil, Talim, Lacus, Haruka, Ryo, Saber the Blue, Saber the Red, Menma and Ondorus will all be getting other small gifts as well which I will post / edit in later tonight since I'm still pondering one or two of them.

Yayoi: A small little fifteen page voucher book for her that she can fill in with requests that he will do his best to fulfill regardless of the request.
Rika: A handful of travel sized games and puzzles, to play on the road.
Lion: A fancy teacup with a rim that looks like a Dragonair is wrapped around it with the tail being the handle.
Cecil: ... some high quality hair care products.
Talim: A pair of red and gold hair accessories, hopefully useful for holding it in place...
Lacus: A pair of tickets for a local karaoke place, with a note telling her to do with her boyfriend.
Haruka: A set of three matching ribbons in red, black and white...
Ryo: ... a dress shirt, tie and dark green blazer. One small step toward a better wardrobe...
Saber the Blue: A "coupon" for one full course meal of her choosing cooked by him personally, along with a snappy black jacket for the cold weather.
Saber the Red: A long dark red coat. Long enough to cover you know where.
Menma: ~~A autograph.~~ A small fluffy Eevee plush!! ~~She is a kid okay~~
Ondorus: Some sparkling cider, non alcoholic!

Edited 2012-12-23 06:35 (UTC)

EVERYONE SHE HAS EVER RECEIVED THE NAME OF gets chocolates. Handmade fudge, to be exact. No nut anything, because she has boys with allergies to think of, so it's just mostly plain sorry. But they are lovingly handmade and decorated for the season! Literally. If she met you at the tournament (including her two opponents. Kayneth gets a little extra for losing ;D), just a brief conversation over the network, whatever. You're getting chocolate with a note that says "Happy Holidays ~Rose Lalonde".

And then the following also receive gifts along side these: All of you Hamsteaks out there, Cheria, Luke, Hayate, Reid, Riku and Vanitas. List is right here!

LIST IS HERE

Vanitas' gifts go to Ventus, Terra, Riku, Sora, Kairi, Rikku, Rose, John, Sollux, Kanaya, Karkat, ERIDAN (lol).

Cheria's gifts go to Eridan, Menma, Jake, Captain Ash, Rikku, Harry Truman, Ron, Karkat, Aradia, Kanaya.

Jane's gifts go to Jake, Dirk, Aradia, John, Dave, Rose, Gamzee, Bro, Kanaya, Karkat.

Edited 2012-12-22 19:25 (UTC)

Twilight Sparkle: A Slowpoke egg, from Yagyuu's batch.
Fluttershy: A Feebas egg also from Yagyuu's batch.

Hopefully next year, her list will be much bigger since she barely showed up mid-month.

Imogen has gifts for: Sasuke, Rikku | Braidku, Riku | Foofyku, Repliku | Evan, Sora, Bowser, Ash, Hiccup, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, and Fluttershy!

The list is here!

The entire list (from all of my characters) can be found here, but here are the people receiving gifts from mine!

FROM ARCHER
Solf J Kimblee, Cobra Commander, Emmy Altava, Alex Louis Armstrong, Envy, Lust

FROM ISAAC McDOUGAL
Solf J Kimblee, Emmy Altava, everyone he's ever spoken to

FROM RYUUNOSUKE
Solf J Kimblee, Kato, Bowser, the Team Rocket science department

FROM LOGAN
Reaver, Page, Solf J Kimblee

FROM WHEATLEY
GLaDOS, Descole, the Team Rocket science department

Hope Estheim: This scarf + a TM of his choice + A book on Pokemon Legends and Ruins that got rave reviews and has some ICly available truths in it. (Like a workable, if slightly inaccurate, translation key for Unown Script)
Ven: A book of adventure stories and legends with the title "Aura: The Adventures of Sir Aaron and Lucario" + A TM of his choice
Cecil: A pack of black hair-ties and a 5000Pokedollar Gift Card for the Goldenrod Department Store + A book on Ditto behavior.
Riku: A Pokemon-Styled Action movie of choice! (Think Lord of the Rings with a Pokemon Cast, like Pichu for Frodo)
Sora: The Pokeworld Equivalent to any well known adventure/action book (Pikachu Potter? Dewgong Jackson and the Thunderbolt Thief? something like that.) + a note that says "For next time: the Center nurses have antidotes that work on humans."
Kairi: This necklace + A Pokemon-Styled Romance movie of choice! (The Notebook with a Gardevoir and Lucario instead of the human main pair comes to mind)
Emmy Altava: This scarf + a well stocked first aid kit. >> no reason for that nope.
Terra: A 5000Pokedollar Gift Card for the Goldenrod Department Center. He'll get something better next year, promise. once she gets to know 'im.

Now, a lot of her CR has dropped recently, so if I'm missing somebody, please lemme know! Also if you'd like your character to get something else, poke me for that, too. :3 I'm open to swapping out anything.

Edited 2012-12-22 20:46 (UTC)

Ziva gives Christmas gifts! ...okay so mostly they're 'hey sorry I'm crashing your house/I like you' gifts.

For Hiccup:
A necklace made with one of Laila's feathers and a Dragon Fang with brass settings on a leather cord, a forest green down-filled vest with a fur lined hood, and a TM of his choice

For Albert:
A leatherbound journal for the recording of Science! and a gift card to the fanciest restaurant in Saffron, as well as a bookcase because houses can always use more bookcases.

For the Justice Farm in general:
Ziva has taken it upon herself to bake all the cookies as well as make fudge and other holiday treats. There will be plates scattered throughout the kitchen with tasty things on them. ~~All certified poison-free.~~

Cobra’s giving presents to Archer, Kimblee GLaDOS, his Rocket volunteers (Ryuunosuke, Nisei, Ren, Stitch, Kato), Kato again, Lust, and all those people he can't stand.

Cobra’s list is here

Gordon has gifts for Dale Cooper, Albert Rosenfield, Harry Truman, Spencer Reid, and anyone else hanging around Albert’s for Christmas!

Gordon’s idea of a wonderful Christmas gift is here

Here's the list for all of my characters.

from Larry: Ur, Heather, Takuto, Karkat
from Dist: all of his general CR, Kato, Jade Curtiss
from Dimitri: Caroline (GLaDOS)

Karkat: A sweater with a Krabby on it that says "Don't be Krabby", a wallet sized paper that has a drawing of a Duskull sitting on top of a grouchy Krabby and a little diamond off to the side
Vanitas: A jacket with an Absol on the back of it and the words "ABSOLute destruction"
Eridan: Kingdra plush dyed white, Lvl 1 Purrloin in a pokeball that has a little :o) painted on it. Includes egg moves of Charm, Faint Attack, Sand-Attack and Growl.
Dave: Lvl 1 Solosis in a pokeball that has a little :o) painted on it. Includes egg moves of Astonish, Confuse Ray, Night Shade and Secret Power.
Jane: A light blue scarf, Lvl 1 Duskull in a pokeball that has a little :o) painted on it.
Aradia: A Kabuto plush pillow, with a little info card that talks about different kinds of Pokemon fossils
Bro: A jacket with two master balls on the back with "Bitches love my Master Balls" written on it
Rose: A Paras plush doll
John: A Mr. Mime plush doll
Kanaya: A Leavanny plush doll

Ryuunosuke: Lvl 1 Purrloin, in a pokeball that has a little :o) painted on it. Includes egg moves of Charm, Faint Attack, Sand-Attack and Growl.

Edited 2012-12-22 22:07 (UTC)

Okay! So Kanaya doesn't know many people yet but when she learned that gifts are being given she couldn't simply not. So she basically shanghai'd Karkat into helping her buy tools and materials and is making everyone she has spoken to so far (Or will be at the christmas gathering) clothing.

Which means no sleeping till Christmas, probably. Whoops! And brace yourselves there is a whirlwind of warm socks and sweaters because she thinks this world is freezing.

Castmates:
Karkat - A red and green 'christmas' hoodie with his symbol on the front. It would have been grey but grey is so drab.
Aradia - A Red woolen sweater that matches her god tier robes, with a picture of an hourglass on it, with matching gloves.
Sollux - A blue and red striped sweater and a horrible stuffed bee. Blame Karkat.

Gamzee - Purple socks and a note that she's got her eye on him.
Eridan - ALL OF HER HATE.

Rose - A pink hoodie with a picture of the sun on it, and matching gloves.
John - A sky blue sweater with a picture of a tornado on it.
Dave - A lava red sweater with a picture of a gear on it.
Jade - A black and green sweater in the style of this dress.

Jake - Two Pairs of Warm Green socks.
Jane - Two Pairs of Warm Blue socks.
Dirk - Two Pairs Of Warm Orange socks.

Mom Lalonde - A pink scarf and gloves that match the hoodie and gloves that Rose gets.
Bro Strider - Two pairs of red socks with Lil Cal stitched into the ankles.

Non Castmates:
Vanitas - A sweater that matches Karkat's hoodie.
Cheria - Red socks with white trim at the ankles that match her dress.
Clementine - A childsized blue sweater that she hopes is right. She'll hold onto this until she talks to her again.

What Jack is getting for others:

Heather- Terrifying Gengar Popsicles + Seelburt (children's book)

John- Houndoom, a horror novel so bad it's good. Has snide commentary written in he margins by Jack himself.

Cooper- Vintage coffee mug + ugly Stantler-themed tie

Crow- A pair of heavy-duty leather gloves

What Henry is getting for others:

Envy- 3 Potions and a candy bar

Miguel- cheap-o disposable camera. Is Jigglypuff themed.

Crow- a sandwich Henry made all by himself

Heather- A stack of legitimatly nice photos of all of Heather's pokemon. HOW DID HE GET THESE?

Harry- simple brown socks and a bookmark.

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