POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON Meme!

[foolishwren]

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Meme

If you've never played Pokemon Mystery Dungeon before, here's the skinny:
1) Your character wakes up.
2) To their surprise, they've mysteriously become a Pokemon! Oh no!
3) ... Wow. There's no humans anywhere. What do?
4) Better head up to the Wigglytuff Rescue Guild so that you'll have a warm place to sleep while you figure out what's up!
5) ????
6) PROFIT


Your character is now an Exploration Team rookie, vying for the best exploration missions and forming friendships with fellow team-mates! Decide what Pokemon your character has become and get cracking! Go on missions, get to know your partner(s), butt heads with potential rivals, or maybe just try to slack off or sneak a bite to eat from the kitchen without getting caught by Chatot or Chimecho! IT'S ALL UP TO YOU.

Comments

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[The wibbly Leafeon holds his ear between his paws and strokes it warily. ;-; So crispy. Why. Everything was horrible and bigger than him and he JUST WANTED THE ACID TRIP TO END.]}

What if it's a really cool cellar? It could have a pool table and a tv.

[foolishwren]

LOOK at this place, Henry. Does it LOOK like it has television? It doesn't even have ELECTRICITY!

_{[Chatot, who's been... well, cowering, chooses that moment to speak up.]}

A-actually, there are quite a few electric Pokemon that pass in and out of he--

Oh, shut UP!

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry's crispy ears actually fall back and he forms a neat little frown. >8c He's scared and confused and doesn't have to put up with being yelled at. The Verdant Pokémon picks his leafy little butt up and starts padding away.]}

[foolishwren]

_{[... Hey!]}

Wh-- ... oh, come on, Henry!

_{[She twists around with some difficulty (although flexible, being a furry little sausage makes some things hard) to watch him go-- then huffs out a sigh and starts to scuttle after him on her stubby little legs.]}

Wait!

_{[Chatot, meanwhile, lets out an internal sigh of relief. What weirdos..]}

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[You see those crispy ears, Heather? They aren't pointed towards YOU. A human face was easy to keep neutral but all these wagly pokemon parts were hard to control.]}

I'm never sleeping again.

[foolishwren]

_{[Heather's never been a tall person, but she's used to having a long, powerful stride when she runs. This waddling business is NOT cool.]}

Henry!

Come on, wait!

I'm sorry.

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry allows her to catch up with him, but he's still pretty butthurt. This is like the second time Heather has randomly been on fire and this time he's a walking topiary.]}

Just be careful...you're like a bonfire with legs.

_{[He swings his ears around, obviously looking for DADDY OWL. Oh God he has no idea what to even do.]}

What if we run into people and they try to catch us?

[foolishwren]

Don't remind me...

_{[Once she's caught up, she goes alongside Henry. ... A safe enough distance away.]}

If any humans come along, I'll...

I dunno. I'll protect us.

[no_ufo_ending]

I need a smoke. Bad...What kind of pokemon are you anyway? What kind of pokemon am I?


_{[TEACH HIM THE POKEMONS, HEATHER.]}

We're not really going to be explorers are we?

[foolishwren]

One whose butt is on fire, apparently.

_{[She thinks she's seen her species' evolution before, though. The giant weasel with a mane of fire. She's just never seen any of its precursors...]}

You, on the other hand, look like an Eevee.

_{[She doesn't answer the last question. Because she doesn't know. She doesn't know how long this is going to last, or...]}

[no_ufo_ending]

Firebutt Pokmeon, okay.

_{[One of his big goofy ears finally turned Heather's way.]}

I never really saw myself as a plant...

[foolishwren]

_{[... There's a quiet snicker.]}

Ever smoke weed back home?

Cuz if you did...

_{[MAYBE THEY KNEW.]}

[no_ufo_ending]

.....


_{[AIRPLANE EARS GO. BC]}

Shut up.

[foolishwren]

_{[HEEHEEHEEHEE.]}

You totally did, didn't you?

[no_ufo_ending]

I'm an art student, Heather, what do you think.

_{[ BI UGH HEATHER EVOLVE ALREADY.]}

[foolishwren]

_{[NO SHE LIKES BEING AN UNRULY TEENAGE MED-EVO.]}

Knew it.

<sub>[Apparently the new topic is sufficiently distracting, she's mostly forgotten how mad she was previously.]

[Which means the flames have gone out, showing a bunch of orange bald spots on her rump and head. :I]</sub>

[no_ufo_ending]

There's not much else to do in the dark room.

<sub>[8I Besides. Y'know. Make out with other art students. But shh.]

[He notices that her flames have gone out but keeps that to himself for now. He's just glad he's no longer in danger of going up in flames. WHY DID HE HAVE TO BE A PLANT CHIHUAHUA?]</sub>

[foolishwren]

_{[WE ALL KNEW HE WAS A SHIVERING PURSE-DOG MADE OF WEEDS AT HEART.]}

Well, it's better than cigarettes, anyway.

Probably.

Hey, I guess you can't smoke those at all now. You might catch on fire.

Dad'd be happy, I guess...

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[...Crap. That's right.]}

Uuugugughhhhhh, I bet he will be. When I woke up, I thought I'd put the wrong berries in my cereal again.

[foolishwren]

_{[:I 'Again', Henry?]}

Yeah, well... pretty sure this is real.

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry pouted about that for a few moments before deciding to stand up on his back legs. He wobbled unsteadily.]}

Well just because I look like a pokemon doesn't mean I have to act like one.

[foolishwren]

_{[She watches with surprised uncertainty. Sure, some Pokemon can do that, but Eevees...]}

... Be careful.

Pretty sure fox-cat things aren't built to walk on two legs.

_{[... But the idea is sort of tempting, so after a moment she rocks back onto her OWN hind legs. ... And waddles. Like a penguin.]}

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry trotted on with his head craned back for balance.]}

Yeah, well they're not even supposed to exist.

_{[Neither were the things they'd had to deal with back in Silent Hill BUT ANYWAY...]}