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Yagyuu Hiroshi ([personal profile] usedlaserbeam) wrote in [community profile] slowpoke_gif2013-08-05 09:07 pm
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Seeing as how it's been about seven months since the last time we did this, it's high time for another...


TEST DRIVE MEME!


Post with the characters you're thinking of apping in to see how they do! Either they've been here a while, are just arriving, or anything you want!

Have fun!
crystalballer: (☄ ...BUT IT WAS ALIENS DUDE)

[personal profile] crystalballer 2013-08-06 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[...

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE.]


Ishimaru-chi?! W-What are you doing here?! You're...supposed to be...

[He loses the ability to speak for a second because he's frozen in horror.

GOOD GODS THERE ARE GHOSTS IN THIS PLACE.]
ardent: (And turning all against one)

[personal profile] ardent 2013-08-06 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Actually...kinda. But let's not get into that...]

It's all explainable, Hagakure-kun, everything is fine! I can tell you for a fact that I'm still...

[...alive, but that wording still cuts a bit too deeply for comfort.]

Nothing has happened to me yet!
crystalballer: (☄ did i just do something right?)

[personal profile] crystalballer 2013-08-07 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Hagakure manages to unfreeze himself, if only for a moment.]

Wait, so you know?

[Actually scratch that, he's not fully convinced yet.]

B-But how do I know you're not just a ghost pretending to be alive? I know you advanced ghosts can look like the real deal!

[This really must sound great for Ishimaru.]
ardent: (And no one even knew)

[personal profile] ardent 2013-08-07 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Greatly confusing, more like. Hagakure, what is your logic even - ]

How many advanced ghosts have you met?!
crystalballer: (☄ i predict you're an asshat)

[personal profile] crystalballer 2013-08-07 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Well there's Kirigiri-chi, for one! Sure managed to convince us during that trial, but I'm still not so sure. She could've even been a ghost the entire time!

[His logic is flawless, clearly.]
ardent: (Take him out today)

[personal profile] ardent 2013-08-07 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
K-Kirigiri-kun...?!

[WHAT THE CHRIST.]

Well, is there any way that you can be convinced otherwise?!
crystalballer: (☄ but have you heard my alien story?)

[personal profile] crystalballer 2013-08-07 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Weeeell...

[He considers the possibilities here.]

If you were a ghost, you'd know what happened to us after you...y'know...died, since you could just watch us! So, do you know what happened?
ardent: (A mob jumps to their feet)

[personal profile] ardent 2013-08-07 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
I...yes, but that's because Asahina-kun told us!
crystalballer: (☄ THE SUPERNATURAL IS BULLSHIT)

[personal profile] crystalballer 2013-08-07 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Aha.]

A likely story, Ghost Ishimaru-chi! You can't fool me, I'm onto you now!!
ardent: (And no one even knew)

[personal profile] ardent 2013-08-07 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
...Does it really matter if I'm a ghost or not? The point is that I'm still here and talking to you, isn't it?
crystalballer: (☄ i'm not saying it was aliens...)

[personal profile] crystalballer 2013-08-08 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
I... [He has to think long and hard about this.] I guess not? It's just unsettling, y'know?