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Seeing as how it's been about seven months since the last time we did this, it's high time for another...


TEST DRIVE MEME!

Post with the characters you're thinking of apping in to see how they do! Either they've been here a while, are just arriving, or anything you want!

Have fun!

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[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake is eying him all right. He's followed by a little Snubbull who taps curiously on the crystal ball.]

Get out of here and quit trying to scam people, kid.

[crystalballer]

[Hagakure gives Blake a long, hard stare. Psh, nonbelievers. But still, this guy looks a little intimidating so Hagakure keeps his guard up.]

But it's not a scam, dude... My predictions actually come true!

[lieutenantantichrist]

[A nonbeliever like you wouldn't believe.]

[It's easy to hold your own in a staredown when the other guy's down on the ground.]

Sure they do. Just like everybody else's.

Let me guess. There's some dead guy who wants to talk to me, and his name starts with a T. Or an A. Or an S.

[crystalballer]

Wow, way to stereotype me!

[Now Hagakure's just plain offended.]

First of all? Please don't lump me in with "everybody else." A lot of 'em are into that occult crap. I'm actually serious about this! I wouldn't be called the Super High-School Level Fortune Teller if I wasn't the real deal.

Second of all, just 'cause I can channel spirits doesn't mean I like to! 'cause I don't! At all.

[He then crosses his arms in a, "so there" manner.]

That said, visions are my go-to method.

[lieutenantantichrist]

You're doing a good job being a stereotype all by yourself. All you need's a drum circle.

[Blake crosses his arms and looks flatly down at the kid.]

Hate to break it to you, but fortune telling is occult crap.

Trying taking a shower and cutting off the dreadlocks before somebody hauls you off to the home for wandering hippies.

[The look on his face gets even more dubious.]

Visions. Are those the kid that come from eating funny mushrooms, or the ones from licking frogs?

[crystalballer]

Okay, that's it!

[Hagakure practically jumps to his feet in indignation and stands up to Blake.]

Don't you dare call my work occult crap! And don't diss the dreads either! You don't know anything about me and my work, man!

[His startled Elgyem tugs at his pant leg as if trying to get him to stop. Even the tiny alien knows Hagakure won't stand long in a fight with this guy.]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake could be pissed off, but for the moment he's more confused.]

You said you do fortune-telling, right? What else would you call that?

[He points at the sign] Your work is conning gullible idiots out of their money.