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The Pokemon Mystery Dungeon meme!

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Meme
Suprise! Your character has mysteriously become a Pokemon and been transported to a whole new world! A world where there isn't a single human to be seen. So what to do now? If you don't want to sleep in the woods, maybe you ought to sign up at the Wigglytuff Rescue Guild and become an explorer. Find a partner and go on missions, find treasure, get lost in dungeons, or rescue the Pokemon who already got lost in the dungeons. Hang out in the guild and raid the kitchens or dodge work. Or hey, ditch the exploring gig completely and go do something else. YOU'VE GOT THE POWER.
Heather Mason | Silent Hill
[Let's take a look!]
That's total steaming bullshit.
[... Well, reacting poorly to mission assignments is better than aggressively lighting everything on fire, right?]
I don't WANT to sit down there in that pit and ID guests! Get some rookie to do it!
[Heather you ARE a rookie.]
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Miss Mason...
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What?!
I'm just SAYING!
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[The Houndoom reaches up a slender paw to adjust his glasses.]
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[... Well, yeah. Considering he's, you know, DEAD.]
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[The old Houndoom stalks around that corner and marches right up to Heather with every intention of grabbing her up by the scruff like a whiny puppy.]
I'll escort you there myself!
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[She scuttles away on her hilariously short legs.]
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This is no way for an evolved pokemon to behave!
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PUT ME DOWN!
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[HE'S DOIN IT, HEATHER.]
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You know, technically we're the rookies.
[He pauses, and smirks.]
So why should you be in charge of such an important job as keeping the guild secure? What if you made a mistake and mistook one of our teammates for some dastardly villain? It would be a much better idea for a rookie to go out on an exploration mission instead.
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HEY, what's the big id--
Ohhhh.
[OH SHE GETS YOU.]
... Yeah! What he said!