this is not the cr meme. because we don't do enough memes that AREN'T the cr meme anymore

[ghostytrainer]

The Kissing Booth Meme

Exactly what it sounds like on the tin! Somehow, inexplicably, your character has gotten themselves stuck in a kissing booth. Maybe they did it for the heck of it, maybe they've been forced into it against their will and can't leave until they meet their quota. Or maybe it's meme magic. Whatever the case, smooches are pretty much a given.

Pucker up, Routians!

What do you mean Valentine's day was 4 days ago? I GUESS IT'S A GOOD THING OUR SPAM COMM IS SLOWPOKE.GIF THEN.

gently borrowed from bakerstreet

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[pipers_son]

[Ha ha haaaa. Joker chuckles a bit.]

Somethin' like that.

[Meanwhile, the Mime Jr. just triumphantly grabs a hold of Envy's leg. YES, PREY CAPTURED. Still giving that ~innocent~ smile, she tries to tug him closer to the stall. You know what you should do? You should give her and her trainer money. Yes.]

[pipers_son]

[The whole thing is almost adorable, if one can ignore the swearing and death threats. Joker leans back with an amused grin.]

Yer welcome~.

[styxiedust]

Well why didn't you say so in the first place? [She's having way too much fun with this, how grateful she is to have been reborn as a human in this world, if nothing else so she can torment Yusuke every waking moment of his life.

(Not that she didn't before.)

Really she would have never actually told Keiko that Yusuke was here nor would Botan believe in a million years that Yusuke actually intended to be unfaithful. The boy is hopelessly in love with Miss Yukimura whether he denies it or not, and it's not as though he's some Casanova anyway.]

Such a noble cause, Yusuke, surely your sacrifice will be remembered by all who benefit! [If he wants to play leaning chicken, she'll do the same.

Uncomfortably close, pressing her forehead against his.]

I'll be counting your earnings to make sure you don't shortchange me, Urameshi.

[The devil wears pink and says "bingo!".]

[bertall]

I-I wouldn't trick people like that, even if it was a lie! I-I don't even know that many girls here!

[bertall]

<sub>[so

rude.]</sub>

...I-It takes one to know one, I guess.

[konpeitoqueen]

I'll rip your face off.

[Short and sweet.]

[konpeitoqueen]

You don't know that many girls... all the more reason to be desperate!

How lewd! How gross!

[konpeitoqueen]

[...SCUSE YOU?]

Whaaaat?! You have no right to say that! Uuu... how rude! I'm already in a bad place, go away!

[Sob sob.]

[pipers_son]

I'll make sure ta hightail it outta town before yer done here then~.

[bertall]

H-How is that gross?!

[konpeitoqueen]

Your whole act and demeanor! It's gross!

[bertall]

_{[YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!!!]}

Y-Yeah, well that's your own fault!

_{[It's not so nice, is it?]}

[konpeitoqueen]

As if that would stop me!

[YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED]

[konpeitoqueen]

If you've got nothing good to do, get out of my face, you meanie! WAAAAAAAH!

[welp]

[bertall]

...So just because I'm not an asshole and I don't know that many girls, I'm gross?

[bertall]

H-How am I the 'meanie' here?! Y-You're the one who started it with me!

_{[OH GOD PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO STARE shit]}

[konpeitoqueen]

No, that makes you pathetic.

[she's trying to get under your skin with flimsy accusations, dammit bert, you know what to do]

[lullabytes]

Oh...Botan-san.

[ Yeah, who knows how she got pulled into this...Nanami didn't volunteer, so they must have been a little desperate.

Admittedly she'd have gone along with it pretty easily, but she's not really...calling out to people, or anything.

She does pause her game, for a wonder, to look up. ]

...Nope. I think maybe...this isn't a game I'm good at.

[konpeitoqueen]

WAAAAAH! You're so cruel! WAAAAAAAAAAH!

[WOULD PEOPLE LISTEN TO THE CRYING LOLI OR GIANT MAN, BERT?!]

[pipers_son]

Don't know where I'll go this time 'tho, do ya?

[angerpoints]

[Yusuke shrugs.]

I dunno. Maybe you figured you'd try something new? You bookish types can be pretty unpredictable sometimes.

[Guess who's shoplifted watched too many nudie movies involving nerdy girls goin' wild? Yeah, this dude. Granted, running a kissing booth is a lot tamer than, you know, naked slumber parties with five other girls, but uh, still, that was totally the logic he was running with there. Whoops. Anyway...]

Seriously, though, there's a reason why I asked you if you'd lost a bet. You look bored as hell.

[Unsurprising, really. He didn't necessarily expect her to be the type to man a kissing booth willingly, nerdy girl fantasies aside.]

[angerpoints]

[THESE LITTLE SHITS...

Anyway, under normal circumstances, having Botan invading his personal space like that would've elicited a reaction not unlike an overheated tea kettle in a children's cartoon: loud, bright red, and blowing plenty of smoke. As it is, though, he's so relieved that all he does is lean away and let out a massive sigh. Phew. That's one less Megaton Slap he'll have to endure! And here he'd been preemptively preparing himself to angle his head just so so that he wouldn't crack his skull on the pavement when he hit the ground...]

Thanks, Botan! Man, for a second there I was afraid you were gonna call Keiko up on your 'Gear and tell her to come kick my ass. I'm glad you proved me wrong.

[He pauses. A grin begins to spread across his face.

This is not promising.]

In fact, I'm so grateful I could probably kiss you.

[usedswift]

[She just spends some time blinking at him because wow he looks a lot better(?) with his hair down and not slicked back in that gross style of his. Not that it doesn't suit him, but, well, it's not really something anyone in her village ever bothers with, so it just looks weird.

Regardless, she glances over the booth before asking,] Uh-huh. So who put you up to this?

[angerpoints]

[Yusuke sets his comic down in his lap, folds his arms, and gives Tenten a funny look. What's she staring at him for? It can't be that shocking to see him like this.

... aaand she's not staring anymore. Huh. Okay then! WE'LL JUST MOVE RIGHT ALONG, IN THAT CASE...]

Nobody. Some guy came up to me and said he'd pay me if I did this, so I'm doing it.

[He gives her a wry smirk and shrugs.]

I figure there're a hell of a lot worse ways to earn cash than by kissin' a few strangers.

[... says he, as if the very thought of it doesn't make him break out in a nervous sweat, and as if he wouldn't immediately reevaluate his life choices if approached by someone he doesn't find attractive. Why are you an awkward, shallow, money hungry teenage boy, Yusuke.]

Twilight Sparkle | MLP: FIM

[friendyousohard]

[Somehow, she blames Rainbow for this. Oh well, at least she's got a nice big stack of books to read, and besides, who'd want a kiss from her, anyway? All she has to do is hang out in the booth until her time is up. Nothing can go wrong.]