this is not the cr meme. because we don't do enough memes that AREN'T the cr meme anymore

[ghostytrainer]

The Kissing Booth Meme

Exactly what it sounds like on the tin! Somehow, inexplicably, your character has gotten themselves stuck in a kissing booth. Maybe they did it for the heck of it, maybe they've been forced into it against their will and can't leave until they meet their quota. Or maybe it's meme magic. Whatever the case, smooches are pretty much a given.

Pucker up, Routians!

What do you mean Valentine's day was 4 days ago? I GUESS IT'S A GOOD THING OUR SPAM COMM IS SLOWPOKE.GIF THEN.

gently borrowed from bakerstreet

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🍃 sakura haruno. naruto.

[punches]

[ This is totally not happening. Also tagbacks when I wake up zzZZZZZ ]

chiaki nanami, sdr2.

[lullabytes]

[ You'll have to get her to stop playing gear games before she can help you. ...Or to wake up.

Nanami shouldn't be allowed to man a booth, probably. ]

[styxiedust]

Nanami-chan?

[Botan's sure gonna try her best to get her attention! It's surprising to see the other girl manning a booth, honestly, she doesn't seem to be the type.

Especially not when she's actively engaging people around her, but then that seems to be her style.]

Get any customers yet?

Tenten | Naruto

[usedswift]

[How could this possibly go wrong. Tenten's got her booth, she's got her change jar, she's got a piece of paper with the various kisses/prices listed on it taped to the booth in front of her (she didn't make the list ranging from cheek-kisses to makeouts. She's kind of covering the bottom part with one hand so hopefully no one notices that it's an option.)

But other than that, she really doesn't look all that upset to be there. It's not the hardest job she's ever done by far.]

[tentacletrainer]

This is a really cute booth.

[Rose smiles as she leans against it a little, reading over the choices.]

Sort of old fashioned, isn't it? It makes me think of kids selling lemonade.

Tsumiki Mikan | SDR2

[puppetnurse]

[How did she get talked into this? She doesn't know. There was talking and nodding and agreeing and then telling her about the booth and then suddenly she was in the booth and needed to get kisses and what???

But here she is, nervously messing with one part of the booth or another and decidedly avoiding looking at anyone passing by.]

Re: Tsumiki Mikan | SDR2

[konpeitoqueen]

[ARE YOU KIDDING ME]

Whaaaat? You're so desperate for attention, you've set up a kissing booth? Hah! You're really a dirty bitch, aren't you?

Old Snake | Metal Gear Solid 4

[imthe_shit]

[ Are you ki-- Snake just... sitting there looking uninterested as hell. There's an Onix not very well hidden behind the booth, woggling back and forth to try and entice interest, but Snake? Yeah, no thanks. In fact, he's even lighting up a cigarette... ]

Hell no.

Lancer | Fate/stay night

[solas_ion]

[LLLLLLLADIES]

[maybe some guys too

[ye olde manwhore is not that picky]

Bertholt Fubar | Attack on Titan

[bertall]

<sub>[WHO LIKES DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

WHO DO YOU THINK WANTS TO DO THIS.

BEING KISSED BY PEOPLE.

I blame this.]</sub>

Re: Bertholt Fubar | Attack on Titan

[konpeitoqueen]

...So, which blind idiot actually paid you?

[SHE REVELS IN YOUR PAIN.]

Walter | Shin Megami Tensei IV

[beholdmydemons]

[....LADIES he's totally got this shit hahaha right guys]

Makoto Naegi | Dangan Ronpa

[superordinary]

[ ...Why do these things happen to him and how did he get roped into this? ]

Atsuro Kihara | Devil Survivor

[babel_hacker]

[Who talked him into this and why did he agree in the first place...?!

So one young adult is just sitting there, torn between exasperation and just laughing on the inside...at himself.

Or he's checking someone on his PokeGear or laptop.]

Hajime Hinata | Super Dangan Ronpa 2

[ahogay]

[He'll just be sitting here nervously and praying that no one will come over...]

[superordinary]

[ TOO BAD GUESS WHO'S COMING OVER. ]

Hinata-kun, I didn't know you're running one of these...

Yusuke Urameshi | Yu Yu Hakusho | /casually breaks hiatus for this...

[angerpoints]

[... okay, look, this sort of thing isn't normally Yusuke's bag, but the guy who approached him about doing this said he'd make a little extra pocket change if he went through with it, and... well, c'mon. Getting paid to kiss girls? What's not to love about that? Seems like a pretty good deal to Yusuke, that's for sure!

Of course, the kicker here is that Yusuke... isn't very experienced. Like, at all. His first kiss happened when he was deader than a doornail, and since then he's either been too busy or too chicken to attempt to get a proper kiss from his girl... friend... person. Keiko.

... yeah.

Fortunately for Yusuke, though, he's pretty good at slapping on a poker face in a pinch, so even though his guts are in knots and one of his knees is jiggling up and down a little beneath the booth, there isn't really any signs of nervousness in his expression. In fact, he... kind of seems like he doesn't really give a shit about being there, given that he's slouched down in his seat and his nose is practically buried in a comic book. At least he doesn't have any cigarettes on him, though - oh, he'd probably like to be smoking right now, there's very little doubt about that, but alas, he forgot his smokes in his hotel room. Guess no one will get the chance to sample the taste of Camerupt Lite today. What a shame!

Incidentally, one might also notice that his hair is down rather than gelled back for once; he wouldn't normally change his style just because someone asked him to, but the guy told him that if he ditched the gel and went for a "more natural look" (whatever the fuck that means) he'd get paid extra. Hey, if that was all he needed to do to get more cash out of this...]

[usedswift]

Yusuke?

[Tenten has to stop to double-take. Less at the sight of him behind the kissing booth, and more because--]

What happened to your hair?

roxy lalonde, homestuck.

[voidedrogue]

[ No one had to force or convince Roxy to do this. She volunteered.

Kiss people and get paid WELL HOT DAMN THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BARGAIN SIGN ME UP.

So, she'll be over here chilling in her booth with Purrsnickety the Purrloin in her lap. Hey, pokémon might want kisses too, and Purrsnickety will do her part. If forced to, anyway. ]

Saionji Hiyoko | Super Dangan Ronpa 2

[konpeitoqueen]

[Someone had to bribe her a pretty penny or set up a lot of blackmail to convince Saionji to do... this.

Well, 1 disgruntled little girl at the booth, what now?]

[pipers_son]

[ > Joker: Laugh.]

[Laugh until you're doubled over and nearly sick of it.]

Souda Kazuichi | SDR2

[motormouths]

[Somebody is waaay too hopeful. Either way, someone's feelings are going to get hurt very badly in this situation...or their lips, because god knows this kid's teeth count as a lethal weapon.]

Maka Albarn | Soul Eater

[soundmind]

[Actually, she's not even supposed to be here, she's just watching it for another employee until they get back. At least that's what the man that stopped her asked her to do and of course she's not going to deny a random stranger a helpful request, it's not as though anybody would approach with her manning the book, particularly not when she has a book out and is ignoring all the goings-on around her.

Man, when's the proper booth-person going to come back? This is getting a little boring.]

[angerpoints]

[So you don't think anyone's gonna approach you, huh, Maka? Think again!]

What happened, didja lose a bet?

[Yusuke sounds - and looks - amused as he strolls on up to her booth. Geez, someone sure looks real thrilled about sitting at a kissing booth. He's never seen anyone so excited about anything in his life.]

Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi | Fate/Zero

[enjoymyatelier]

[Did Kayneth's luck get so bad that it caused an overflow error and wrapped around to good again...?

Nah, probably not. He certainly doesn't want to be here, at any rate. He's just... trying to sink into the shadows at the back of the kissing booth and just kind of glowering

maybe he can get through the day without any humiliation...]

Joker // Kuroshitsuji

[pipers_son]

[Ladies.]



[And hell, why not, men too. It's just a kiss, it's not like he's taking you out to a romantic dinner here.]

[So there's a certain ringleader at a little kissing booth that's all set up, chin propped up on the back of one (and only) hand while his Mime Jr. just happily gestures people to come on over. Seriously, the little clown will drag you over if she has to, don't tempt the little clown.]

[exeggutorhead]

[It's not like Joker is hard to spot, with that bright red hair. Envy notices him out of the corner of his eye when he walks near the booth. He snickers and waves a greeting.]

How'd you manage to get roped into being in there?

[He's keeping a little distance away, but not far enough that he can't talk normally. He sees you there, tiny beckoning clown, and he's not so sure he wants to get in grabbing range.]

[exeggutorhead]

[How did this even happen, how was he convinced to do this? The power of the meme. Or maybe it's because he was walking by at an inopportune moment and was "volunteered" to man the booth for a while.]

[Envy's not happy to be stuck in this ridiculous booth when he could be doing literally anything else. At least he's getting paid. Maybe not paid on purpose, but when his shift is up you bet he's going to make off with the whole jar of cash.]

[In the meantime, money and petty revenge is just enough of an incentive for him to not glare too much at anyone who approaches.]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[Oh. Oh no.]

[A kissing booth? With Envy in it?]

[Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.]</sub>


Hey.


_{[AN OPPORTUNITY FOR HEATHER TO EMBARRASS THE HELL OUT OF SOMEBODY.]}

Yasuhiro Hagakure | Dangan Ronpa

[crystalballer]

[Leon probably roped him into it. Not that he put up that much of a resistance...

So here's Hagakure, sitting up straight and attentively, watching for any potential customers. Ladies.

...let's just put it this way, convincing people to kiss him is going to be a lot more challenging than convincing them to have their fortune read.]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[She's not sure how this happened. It probably involved a dare. Or losing a bet. Or maybe just walking past at the EXACT WRONG TIME because lord knows in this world people tend to just sort of snatch passersby for random tasks that they apparently can't be assed to do themselves.]

[Either way Heather is seated there smack dab in the middle of the booth and is sort of slowly shrinking below the sign because MAYBE IF SHE'S SUPER STEALTHY SHE CAN JUST SORT OF]


[LEAVE]



[WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING]</sub>

Twilight Sparkle | MLP: FIM

[friendyousohard]

[Somehow, she blames Rainbow for this. Oh well, at least she's got a nice big stack of books to read, and besides, who'd want a kiss from her, anyway? All she has to do is hang out in the booth until her time is up. Nothing can go wrong.]

[bestofthebest]

BOO~!

(Cue loud, boisterous bout of laughter as Rainbow -yes, actually Rainbow and not her Zoroark- pops up in front of Twilight, hoping to startle her enough to make her lose concentration.

It's just a little prank, and it's all in good fun.)

Ilyasviel von Einzbern | Fate/Stay Night

[dressofheaven]

[She's looking surprisingly chipper about this whole thing, sitting there in her booth with a little grin on her face and singing a little song to herself.]

Rainbow Dash | My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

[bestofthebest]

(She blames Twilight for this. Or maybe Applejack, definitely Applejack. It seems like a booth would run right down her alley anyway. Still, the former Pegasus can be found...sleeping.

That's right, sleeping. What else is she gonna do until her time's up? There aren't any Daring Do books to read in this world, anyway!)

Yumi Ishiyama | Code Lyoko Evolution

[notchinese]

[She doesn't understand why she's doing this. Or the point of this actually. To think her first kiss would be taken by someone else who wasn't her two guys back home. Yumi hopes to not happen to mention this to them or any of her friends actually.

She'll just be sitting at the booth, reading her book. Hopefully, her scowl will scare whoever's nearby.]