this is not the cr meme. because we don't do enough memes that AREN'T the cr meme anymore

[ghostytrainer]

The Kissing Booth Meme

Exactly what it sounds like on the tin! Somehow, inexplicably, your character has gotten themselves stuck in a kissing booth. Maybe they did it for the heck of it, maybe they've been forced into it against their will and can't leave until they meet their quota. Or maybe it's meme magic. Whatever the case, smooches are pretty much a given.

Pucker up, Routians!

What do you mean Valentine's day was 4 days ago? I GUESS IT'S A GOOD THING OUR SPAM COMM IS SLOWPOKE.GIF THEN.

gently borrowed from bakerstreet

Comments

[pipers_son]

[ > Joker: Laugh.]

[Laugh until you're doubled over and nearly sick of it.]

[konpeitoqueen]

[HEADS WILL ROLL.]

Don't stay any longer if you have nothing to do, you slimy Westerner! [GUUUUH]

And don't come closer if you want to stay healthy!

[pipers_son]

I have plenty ta do! [It's practically wheezed out. His throat hurts now from laughing so hard.] Laughin' at yerself, for one!

Who the bloody hell would kiss you? Not with the kinda poison ya spit all the time!

[konpeitoqueen]

I don't want you to! Get away!

[IS THAT AN INSULT AND A RELIEF? YEAH. BASICALLY.] You're making fun of me, aren't you?! How cold! Uuu... it's not like I want to be here, either!

[pipers_son]

[Okay, he thinks he can breathe now. Joker straightens up a bit.]

Then leave.

[konpeitoqueen]

If I could leave without any consequences, I would, you dumbass!

[FUCK OFFFFF.]

[pipers_son]

So yer stuck here no matter what?

[uh oh]

[konpeitoqueen]

I thought that was obvious to even the worst of fools!

[what do you mean 'uh oh']

[pipers_son]

I see~.

[Don't mind him, just coming closer to check out what this deal is, looking like a cat that's about to eat a canary.]

[konpeitoqueen]

[...what]

It's not booby-trapped, though I wish it was so I could get you strung up in the air by your feet! [WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING]

[pipers_son]

Now that's no way ta treat a potential customer, is it~?

[That's what he's planning, why does anyone let Joker off a leash]

[konpeitoqueen]

[...no

NOPE]

Wha- don't even think about it! Mr. Stooge, if you drop even a single coin in that box, I'll make sure you suffer the most brutal of tortures! A thousand cuts on your flesh will be nothing!

[that's the cue for you to buy a kiss]

[pipers_son]

[DEFINITELY a cue if he ever saw one]

[too late, saionji, there is now a coin there]

Right on the cheek, if ya please.

[Just the cheek, he isn't that kind of weirdo, thanks]

1/2

[konpeitoqueen]

[FUCK]

You're not going to get away with this, you filthy bitch! [GRRRRK...]

2/2

[konpeitoqueen]

[...Kiss on the cheek. She has to tiptoe and press her hands against the kissing booth to lift herself up, much to her chagrin. Enjoy a halfhearted and reluctant press of lips to your cheek before her almost topples over trying to recover.]

[pipers_son]

[The whole thing is almost adorable, if one can ignore the swearing and death threats. Joker leans back with an amused grin.]

Yer welcome~.

[konpeitoqueen]

I'll rip your face off.

[Short and sweet.]

[pipers_son]

I'll make sure ta hightail it outta town before yer done here then~.

[konpeitoqueen]

As if that would stop me!

[YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED]

[pipers_son]

Don't know where I'll go this time 'tho, do ya?