this is not the cr meme. because we don't do enough memes that AREN'T the cr meme anymore

[ghostytrainer]

The Kissing Booth Meme

Exactly what it sounds like on the tin! Somehow, inexplicably, your character has gotten themselves stuck in a kissing booth. Maybe they did it for the heck of it, maybe they've been forced into it against their will and can't leave until they meet their quota. Or maybe it's meme magic. Whatever the case, smooches are pretty much a given.

Pucker up, Routians!

What do you mean Valentine's day was 4 days ago? I GUESS IT'S A GOOD THING OUR SPAM COMM IS SLOWPOKE.GIF THEN.

gently borrowed from bakerstreet

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Saionji Hiyoko | Super Dangan Ronpa 2

[konpeitoqueen]

[Someone had to bribe her a pretty penny or set up a lot of blackmail to convince Saionji to do... this.

Well, 1 disgruntled little girl at the booth, what now?]

[pipers_son]

[ > Joker: Laugh.]

[Laugh until you're doubled over and nearly sick of it.]

[konpeitoqueen]

[HEADS WILL ROLL.]

Don't stay any longer if you have nothing to do, you slimy Westerner! [GUUUUH]

And don't come closer if you want to stay healthy!

[pipers_son]

I have plenty ta do! [It's practically wheezed out. His throat hurts now from laughing so hard.] Laughin' at yerself, for one!

Who the bloody hell would kiss you? Not with the kinda poison ya spit all the time!

[konpeitoqueen]

I don't want you to! Get away!

[IS THAT AN INSULT AND A RELIEF? YEAH. BASICALLY.] You're making fun of me, aren't you?! How cold! Uuu... it's not like I want to be here, either!

[pipers_son]

[Okay, he thinks he can breathe now. Joker straightens up a bit.]

Then leave.

[konpeitoqueen]

If I could leave without any consequences, I would, you dumbass!

[FUCK OFFFFF.]

[pipers_son]

So yer stuck here no matter what?

[uh oh]

[konpeitoqueen]

I thought that was obvious to even the worst of fools!

[what do you mean 'uh oh']

[pipers_son]

I see~.

[Don't mind him, just coming closer to check out what this deal is, looking like a cat that's about to eat a canary.]

[konpeitoqueen]

[...what]

It's not booby-trapped, though I wish it was so I could get you strung up in the air by your feet! [WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING]

[pipers_son]

Now that's no way ta treat a potential customer, is it~?

[That's what he's planning, why does anyone let Joker off a leash]

[konpeitoqueen]

[...no

NOPE]

Wha- don't even think about it! Mr. Stooge, if you drop even a single coin in that box, I'll make sure you suffer the most brutal of tortures! A thousand cuts on your flesh will be nothing!

[that's the cue for you to buy a kiss]

[bertall]

<sub>[WELL.

Well well well well.]</sub>

...That desperate?

[konpeitoqueen]

[THE TABLES HAVE TURNED]

Don't just assume, you dumb pig! [hypocrisy 101] I don't want to be here either.

[bertall]

So why not just leave? There's nothing stopping you, is there?

_{[He's not even gonna lie, this is pretty amazing.]}

[konpeitoqueen]

I would leave if I could, moron! Some consequences aren't presented upfront!

[NO THIS IS NOT AMAZING]

[bertall]

...Did they shackle your ankle to the table or something?

_{[YES IT IS.]}

[konpeitoqueen]

Can't you tell?! Any fool with half a brain can deduce someone's forcing me to do this!

[Gonna omit the blackmail details.] They probably chose me because of some gross loli fetish... girls like me are in high demand!

[bertall]

<sub>[High demand, huh?

He leans back on his heels and looks to his left, then to his right.]</sub>

...It, uh, it doesn't look like you're in high demand to me.

[konpeitoqueen]

That's because high demand means purposeful, selective choice.

[aka she screamed at everyone who even suggested it]

[bertall]

Maybe you're just bad at this.

_{[yep, he went there.]}

[konpeitoqueen]

[SCUSE ME]

If I put my mind to it, people would be flocking to me! But there's no way I'll bring myself that low, you stupid bitch!

[bertall]

So prove i--

_{[NOW THAT WAS JUST RUDE.]}

E-Excuse me?!

[konpeitoqueen]

I said I'm not going to prove it! I'm better than that!

[YEAH THAT'S RIGHT] Isn't that what you are? A pathetic, stupid bitch?