this is not the cr meme. because we don't do enough memes that AREN'T the cr meme anymore

[ghostytrainer]

The Kissing Booth Meme

Exactly what it sounds like on the tin! Somehow, inexplicably, your character has gotten themselves stuck in a kissing booth. Maybe they did it for the heck of it, maybe they've been forced into it against their will and can't leave until they meet their quota. Or maybe it's meme magic. Whatever the case, smooches are pretty much a given.

Pucker up, Routians!

What do you mean Valentine's day was 4 days ago? I GUESS IT'S A GOOD THING OUR SPAM COMM IS SLOWPOKE.GIF THEN.

gently borrowed from bakerstreet

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🍃 sakura haruno. naruto.

[punches]

[ This is totally not happening. Also tagbacks when I wake up zzZZZZZ ]

chiaki nanami, sdr2.

[lullabytes]

[ You'll have to get her to stop playing gear games before she can help you. ...Or to wake up.

Nanami shouldn't be allowed to man a booth, probably. ]

Tenten | Naruto

[usedswift]

[How could this possibly go wrong. Tenten's got her booth, she's got her change jar, she's got a piece of paper with the various kisses/prices listed on it taped to the booth in front of her (she didn't make the list ranging from cheek-kisses to makeouts. She's kind of covering the bottom part with one hand so hopefully no one notices that it's an option.)

But other than that, she really doesn't look all that upset to be there. It's not the hardest job she's ever done by far.]

Tsumiki Mikan | SDR2

[puppetnurse]

[How did she get talked into this? She doesn't know. There was talking and nodding and agreeing and then telling her about the booth and then suddenly she was in the booth and needed to get kisses and what???

But here she is, nervously messing with one part of the booth or another and decidedly avoiding looking at anyone passing by.]

Old Snake | Metal Gear Solid 4

[imthe_shit]

[ Are you ki-- Snake just... sitting there looking uninterested as hell. There's an Onix not very well hidden behind the booth, woggling back and forth to try and entice interest, but Snake? Yeah, no thanks. In fact, he's even lighting up a cigarette... ]

Hell no.

[tentacletrainer]

This is a really cute booth.

[Rose smiles as she leans against it a little, reading over the choices.]

Sort of old fashioned, isn't it? It makes me think of kids selling lemonade.

Lancer | Fate/stay night

[solas_ion]

[LLLLLLLADIES]

[maybe some guys too

[ye olde manwhore is not that picky]

[usedswift]

I've never heard of something like that.

[Still keeping her hand covering the lower part of the list thanks. Tenten just gives a bit of an embarrassed shrug and a smile.]

I just know the Pokémon Center was looking to raise money, and I get to keep half of whatever I make, so... I figured, why not?

[tentacletrainer]

Really? It was pretty common back home. Or so I heard anyway. Not a lot of kids to sell lemonade in the woods. Or buy lemonade.

[Her mom bought her lemonade though.]

Well that's certainly a worthy cause. And what sort of person would I be if I didn't help you?

Bertholt Fubar | Attack on Titan

[bertall]

<sub>[WHO LIKES DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

WHO DO YOU THINK WANTS TO DO THIS.

BEING KISSED BY PEOPLE.

I blame this.]</sub>

[usedswift]

Huh... [Yeah ninjas didn't really have to sell lemonade or anything. Their lemonade came out of vending machines?? What even is ninja world.

But she scoots sideways behind the booth to make enough space for if Rose wants to join her behind it.]

Sure, if you want. I mean, we could get another jar and make a competition out of it...? Or if I take a break, you could take over for a bit.

[She looks uncertain though, because that's a loss in profits.]

[tentacletrainer]

[Rose chuckles, shaking her head and pointing to the list.]

I believe you misunderstood my intentions. Though is that a serious challenge from you? Because if you really did want to make a competition out of it, I would be glad to take you up on it.

Walter | Shin Megami Tensei IV

[beholdmydemons]

[....LADIES he's totally got this shit hahaha right guys]

Makoto Naegi | Dangan Ronpa

[superordinary]

[ ...Why do these things happen to him and how did he get roped into this? ]

[usedswift]

I--

[Whoa she hadn't been expecting that!]

You want me to kiss you? I mean, I don't mind! [It's for (poké)dollars after all, but!] But John won't mind?

Atsuro Kihara | Devil Survivor

[babel_hacker]

[Who talked him into this and why did he agree in the first place...?!

So one young adult is just sitting there, torn between exasperation and just laughing on the inside...at himself.

Or he's checking someone on his PokeGear or laptop.]

Hajime Hinata | Super Dangan Ronpa 2

[ahogay]

[He'll just be sitting here nervously and praying that no one will come over...]

Yusuke Urameshi | Yu Yu Hakusho | /casually breaks hiatus for this...

[angerpoints]

[... okay, look, this sort of thing isn't normally Yusuke's bag, but the guy who approached him about doing this said he'd make a little extra pocket change if he went through with it, and... well, c'mon. Getting paid to kiss girls? What's not to love about that? Seems like a pretty good deal to Yusuke, that's for sure!

Of course, the kicker here is that Yusuke... isn't very experienced. Like, at all. His first kiss happened when he was deader than a doornail, and since then he's either been too busy or too chicken to attempt to get a proper kiss from his girl... friend... person. Keiko.

... yeah.

Fortunately for Yusuke, though, he's pretty good at slapping on a poker face in a pinch, so even though his guts are in knots and one of his knees is jiggling up and down a little beneath the booth, there isn't really any signs of nervousness in his expression. In fact, he... kind of seems like he doesn't really give a shit about being there, given that he's slouched down in his seat and his nose is practically buried in a comic book. At least he doesn't have any cigarettes on him, though - oh, he'd probably like to be smoking right now, there's very little doubt about that, but alas, he forgot his smokes in his hotel room. Guess no one will get the chance to sample the taste of Camerupt Lite today. What a shame!

Incidentally, one might also notice that his hair is down rather than gelled back for once; he wouldn't normally change his style just because someone asked him to, but the guy told him that if he ditched the gel and went for a "more natural look" (whatever the fuck that means) he'd get paid extra. Hey, if that was all he needed to do to get more cash out of this...]

[superordinary]

[ TOO BAD GUESS WHO'S COMING OVER. ]

Hinata-kun, I didn't know you're running one of these...

[ahogay]

[NAEGI NO.]

I don't really want to, but I somehow found myself being roped into it.

[superordinary]

That's unfortunate...

[ How did you get roped into this, ahoge brother. ]

...Have you kissed any cute girls, at least?

roxy lalonde, homestuck.

[voidedrogue]

[ No one had to force or convince Roxy to do this. She volunteered.

Kiss people and get paid WELL HOT DAMN THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BARGAIN SIGN ME UP.

So, she'll be over here chilling in her booth with Purrsnickety the Purrloin in her lap. Hey, pokémon might want kisses too, and Purrsnickety will do her part. If forced to, anyway. ]

[usedswift]

Yusuke?

[Tenten has to stop to double-take. Less at the sight of him behind the kissing booth, and more because--]

What happened to your hair?

[ahogay]

[This is just the kind of life that Hinata is forced to live.]

I... haven't kissed anyone yet, actually.

[It's a little embarrassing to admit, yeah, but he can't say he'd mind too much if he made it through the day without having to kiss anyone.]

[superordinary]

...Um, do you want me to fix that? If you don't mind...

[ Sorry not sorry, ahoge brother. ]