this is not the cr meme. because we don't do enough memes that AREN'T the cr meme anymore

[ghostytrainer]

The Kissing Booth Meme

Exactly what it sounds like on the tin! Somehow, inexplicably, your character has gotten themselves stuck in a kissing booth. Maybe they did it for the heck of it, maybe they've been forced into it against their will and can't leave until they meet their quota. Or maybe it's meme magic. Whatever the case, smooches are pretty much a given.

Pucker up, Routians!

What do you mean Valentine's day was 4 days ago? I GUESS IT'S A GOOD THING OUR SPAM COMM IS SLOWPOKE.GIF THEN.

gently borrowed from bakerstreet

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[pipers_son]

Who said I got roped inta anythin'? This was all my idea~.

[It doesn't take much to get him to agree or come up with silly shit to begin with, so of course he's at a kissing booth.]

[Also might want to be careful, Envy, that Mime Jr. is eyeing you something fierce.]

[exeggutorhead]

What, seriously?

[He really doesn't sound too surprised. It's certainly a showy enough idea to be something Joker would like. He doesn't get why, but hey man if that's what you want to do with your time go ahead.]

You're at least getting money for it, aren't you?

[pipers_son]

'Course, I ain't that much a fool.

[Only a little, sometimes.]

[And oh dear, Envy, that sure is the Mime Jr. finally hopping down from the stall and just smiling ~innocently~ at you. Ssshh, sshh, just... stay still okay? She's coming over.]

[exeggutorhead]

I should hope not...

[And trailing off as the Mime Jr. hops down, staring at it with confusion and a little wariness. But not enough wariness to move. After all, it's such a tiny little thing, what could it even do?]

I guess your little clown thing likes me?

[pipers_son]

[Ha ha haaaa. Joker chuckles a bit.]

Somethin' like that.

[Meanwhile, the Mime Jr. just triumphantly grabs a hold of Envy's leg. YES, PREY CAPTURED. Still giving that ~innocent~ smile, she tries to tug him closer to the stall. You know what you should do? You should give her and her trainer money. Yes.]

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy shoots the Mime Jr. an annoyed look, but he has to let himself get pulled forward if he doesn't want to trip. Tiny clown, you're really lucky that he likes Joker, because normally Envy's reaction to small things grabbing his leg is to kick them.]

Yeah, I can see that now.

[He sighs and crosses his arms, trying to pretend that he's not being slowly dragged forward. If he acts like it was his idea all along then he's still in control of the situation!!]

So it's gonna be holding my leg ransom, then?

[pipers_son]

[Do it, she dares you. People have nightmares about clowns for a reason.]

[But right now she seems extremely happy that things are going better than expected. Joker? Joker is just hiding his mouth behind his hand and trying to pretend like it isn't really obvious he's holding back laughter. The way his mouth is twisting? Successfully hidden. The blatant mirth in his eyes and the way his shoulders are shaking? Not so much.]

Looks like that's the plan she's come up with. She's a clever little thing~.

[exeggutorhead]

[Yeah he sees Joker holding back laughter, and very nearly huffs.]

It's not that funny!

[And well here he is right in front of the booth now.]

How much is getting my leg back going to cost me, anyway?

[Kissing? Whatever. It's the money he's more reluctant about.]

[pipers_son]

[Envy, you cheap skate. Even if Joker does understand because fuck spending too much money.]

100 doesn't sound that bad a price for yer leg back, does it?

[exeggutorhead]

[Johto has turned him into the biggest cheapskate. He refuses to get a job and is always nearly broke. But just 100 isn't bad. He's sure getting his back cheaper than Edward Elric would.]

I guess that's reasonable for a leg.

[He sighs overdramatically and pulls out a coin, dropping it into the payment box. He's honestly getting more amused than annoyed with the situation, but he's having fun keeping up the begrudging act.]

[pipers_son]

[The Mime Jr. gives a little cheer and scurries back under the stall to emerge onto the other side so she can clamber back up by way of Joker's chair. Said Joker is just getting up to give his own over dramatic little bow.]

Thank ya kindly for yer donation~. Lean closer, if ya would please.

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy blinks, his act dropping as he's caught off guard. But then he snickers and shrugs.]

Hah, I didn't think you were still going to offer a kiss. But I guess I paid for that too, didn't I?

[He can humor the Law of the Kissing Booth, sure. He rests his hands on the edge of the booth and leans forward.]

[pipers_son]

We run nothin' but a professional booth here, 'course ya paid for that~.

[Professional kissing booths have Mime Jr.s holding legs hostage, right? Of course they do.]

[Looking pleased as punch, Joker gets up to his feet proper. Don't worry, Envy, he won't make this too weird. Just a kiss to the corner of the mouth, quick and simple.]