I Got Slowbros In Different Area Codes

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TEXTS FROM ROUTE 29

• Go here for inspiration or make up your own!

• Send a text into the void! (do the Johto/Kanto cities even have area codes...?)

• Do the TFLN thing. o/


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Tenten | Naruto; CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE........

[usedswift]

01.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?

02.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?

[styxiedust]

I knew a fellow named Rando once.

I can't say he would ever be in the mood to treat someone like a princess, though. More like "kill them and take their special abilities for his own."

[usedswift]

Whait who's Randooooooooooooooh no no nono i meant radnom*

randm*

random*******

whos is rando??

i choose two

[ghostytrainer]

ahaha...shit.
tentn, you didn't kill anybody did you?
more importnatly: they're not pressing charges, right?

[John, how drunk are you right now and what are your priorities?]

b/c i don't think that's actually gonna hold up in cour.

[usedswift]

NOT YET but i mean what else whats i supposed to do with all that broke n gasss??

I'm goinna make traps so then anyone who has to come visit me is gonna have to go through an obstacel course. that'll show them!!!

[Show who???]

[ghostytrainer]

lol how much have yuo had to drnk?
that soudns like a lota glass.
shuld i be worried?

note to self: donot visit till sober tenetn is back.
drunk tntne is a meanie.

[usedswift]

Enogyh to know that i AM drunk but not enough to think this isn't a good idea.

bad idea.

good idea?? i mesedup that phrasing but you know what i mean!!

woudl you run the obstabel course with me jonh??

[ghostytrainer]

not 1 that invloves broken glsaas!! 8C

that soudns like ouch. but liek a normls one, yeah suer. let's do it.

[usedswift]

its a normal one i prmise!

featring glass! gotta find mre sharp sticks thogh （＾＿－）！！！

[ghostytrainer]

nooooooo!!!
no sharp sticsk i'll die. pionty things like my torso.
its sortof a prolbem.

[usedswift]

YEAH thats' kind of a problem. Sharp things are thed best as long as you're the on eshow's controlling them.

i GUESS I' cant make a kiddie courase for you.

kddie*

kiddue**

kiddie*********

i'll do that!

[gardentrainer]

uhmmm
so are you wiling to take more glass
hyptiehtical quesiotun
fuck it
big words are hard

[usedswift]

Of course i'm willing to ake more glass! more glass more traps more fun!

im' gonna make na obstable course you can runi twith me!!

[gardentrainer]

gooooooooooooood
because i hace a shitotn of glass :D
science happened and it was great!!!!

ok
i will run with you
itll be ufn!!!!!!!!!!!

[usedswift]

I'm not evne gonna as wha hapened cause all tht matters is that w've GOT THE GLASS NOW!!!!!

its gonaa be the bset obstancle cours

[gardentrainer]

where are we putitng this obstlace course??????????????????????????????????????

[usedswift]

jOHnS HSOUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gardentrainer]

YEEEEEESSSSSSS
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wow late much

[notchinese]

do your shoes even have shoelaces

[usedswift]

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these aren't my sheos i stole someons shoes by accident

[notchinese]

are you sure its an accident
cause that pause there says otherwise

[usedswift]

HEY if someone comes nd sasy hey let m e put yours hoes on for you are you fonna double check t make sure they're your shoos??? I DON'T HTINO SO

[notchinese]

first of all, why would you even let a creep put on your shoes for you. that sounds like some weird foot fetish

secondly, yes. do you want someone else's foot fungus???