I Got Slowbros In Different Area Codes

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TEXTS FROM ROUTE 29

• Go here for inspiration or make up your own!

• Send a text into the void! (do the Johto/Kanto cities even have area codes...?)

• Do the TFLN thing. o/


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Comments

Tenten | Naruto; CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE........

[usedswift]

01.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?

02.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?

[styxiedust]

I knew a fellow named Rando once.

I can't say he would ever be in the mood to treat someone like a princess, though. More like "kill them and take their special abilities for his own."

Dave Strider | Homestuck

[moveslikestrider]

didnt shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work
boss sent me home
i sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend

[topsseifer]

Not sure if I should laugh or be impressed.

Leaning towards impressed.

Atsuro Kihara | Devil Survivor

[babel_hacker]

1. How am I supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard

2. Did I by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?

2.

[usedswift]

Yeah, that was me. What was up with that, anyway?

Hajime Hinata | Dangan Ronpa 2

[tallandproud]

You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.

[puppetnurse]

...Hinata-san, are you sure that was me?

Cobra Commander | G.I. Joe

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?

[moveslikestrider]

no but the paper shredder really knows about it

Maka Albarn | Soul Eater

[soundmind]

Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my Persian last night because he was "destined for Broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him.

[pipers_son]

listen he went along willingly i swear

Solf J Kimblee | Fullmetal Alchemist

[explosivecombat]

im still going. this is my new reality. also. don't take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do it. it's beautiful.

[exeggutorhead]

what the hell were you doing with glowsticks in the bath?

Kiyotaka Ishimaru | Dangan Ronpa

[ardent]

i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalyzer

[superordinary]

...Ishimaru-kun, how much did you drink

Envy | Fullmetal Alchemist

[exeggutorhead]

Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.

[pipers_son]

need bail then or just a teleporting pokemon

Walter | Shin Megami Tensei IV

[beholdmydemons]

1) I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that

2) I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it

3) this hospital has no fireball

[bertall]

whyd you pee on the audi
whats an audi anyway

Alfred Ashford | Resident Evil

[twinsanity]

Fuck. sleeping in my sister's room again I heard zombie noises outside my window

[bertall]

dont say where youre going!!! what if it can


read minds

Roxy Lalonde | Homestuck

[voidedrogue]

4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.

[ghostytrainer]

oh yeah? so how's that working for them/you so far??

Nanami Chiaki | Super Dangan Ronpa 2 | I GIVE UP FINDING ANYTHING WITTIER I'M BAD AT THIS MEME

[lullabytes]

1. Return my video game.

2. I wish I was in the wii world...

1

[babel_hacker]

But I'm almost done getting 100%!

GLaDOS | Portal

[neurotoxined]

I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time...
i'll tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited...

pick your poison

[solas_ion]

-I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey.

-idk wtf I would do on a date. nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.

-fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will.

-got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me

[beholdmydemons]

is th chiken still aliev

Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi | Fate/Zero

[enjoymyatelier]

alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?

[nostabbing]

ILL LITE U ON FIRE IF I WANT TO LIGHT YU ON F IRE

Aradia Megido | Homestuck

[timelymaid]

thats the first time ive heard shenanigans and apocalypse in the same sentence
which when you think about it is pretty shocking

[ghostytrainer]

wait, seriously?
how have none of us ever said those two words in the same sentence before?
i am both stunned and slightly disappointed in us as a collective whole right now.

Carmen Sandiego | Where On Earth Is Carmen Sandiego

[doitrockapella]

1) Yeah, that always happens. I'm like the Where's Waldo of parties. I never even know where the deuce I'm at.

2) I wondered why I had so many splinters in my hand, then I went out to my car and remembered I'd stolen an entire cactus.

3) When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?

Makoto Naegi | Dangan Ronpa

[superordinary]

1) I was late because I helped this old kantonese lady mow her lawn at 2AM.

2) He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.

[diamondo]

dude do NOT fuck with shopping carts if you know whats good for you

Bertholt Fubar | Attack on Titan

[bertall]

I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall

[usedswift]

What are you doing to the wall

Kyouko Kirigiri | Dangan Ronpa

[freshprints]

1) I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in-between.

2) I'm still trying to decide if it's a compliment when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".

3) I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.

[superordinary]

So how did that date with Togami-kun go?

Jane Crocker | Homestuck

[gumshoebreeder]

Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?

for those who dont wanna deal with my text brightness:

Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?

[usedswift]

What if we just told sad stories until we cried that'd be kind of like a romcom except without all the cheesy bits

Parker | Leverage

[nostabbing]

1) Oh and I'm kind of in the library. Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.

2) I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.

3) Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.

3

[pipers_son]

it wasnt yourself though right

Mondo Oowada | Dangan Ronpa

[diamondo]

1) okay... i just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. i'm hammered.

2) yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices.

1.

[konpeitoqueen]

What does hammered mean? (⁎⁍̴̛͂▿⁍̴̛͂⁎)*✲ﾟ*｡⋆♡

Jimmy Two-Shoes | Jimmy Two-Shoes

[awesmazings]

Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor

[topsseifer]

It better be cherry if it's been on the floor, man.
Any other flavor wouldn't be worth it.