I Got Slowbros In Different Area Codes

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• Go here for inspiration or make up your own!

• Send a text into the void! (do the Johto/Kanto cities even have area codes...?)

• Do the TFLN thing. o/


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Comments

[diamondo]

kyoudai everyone knows that

i mean seriously why would you think that it'd be legally binding

[ardent]

well since i was drunk enough at the time for it to even be a concern

[diamondo]

who the hell thought it was a good idea to let you drink anyway

[ardent]

...can i ask you something

[diamondo]

uh oh i don't think i like where this is going

but ok sure what is it

[ardent]

if the bartender says "wow" when they see how fast you drink something, is that a good or a bad sign

[diamondo]

depends on your definition of "good" and "bad" really

"wow" could mean "holy shit that was impressive i've never seen anyone drink that fucking fast before" which could be a good thing for some people

but since it's you that's probably a bad thing

though I guess "wow" could mean "holy shit i didn't think a kid like you would ever drink period" so............

it's probably a bad thing

[ardent]

i got a lot of wow

[diamondo]

what were you even drinking

or how much were you drinking that might be a better question

[ardent]

i think most of them had names that i can't repeat in good conscience

[diamondo]

oh my god just for that i need to hear what they were

[ardent]

no!!

[diamondo]

yes come on do it it'll be fucking awesome

[ardent]

that's what people said about the drinks

[diamondo]

and wasn't it fucking awesome until the cops showed up

[ardent]

...actually yes, it was pretty awesome

[diamondo]

see you can have fun i'm so proud of you