I Got Slowbros In Different Area Codes

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TEXTS FROM ROUTE 29

• Go here for inspiration or make up your own!

• Send a text into the void! (do the Johto/Kanto cities even have area codes...?)

• Do the TFLN thing. o/


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Comments

[moveslikestrider]

that hurts
im wounded deep in my heart here
youre saying this to the guy who brought take out home
you dont want your fortune cookie do you
im going to eat it right now
ok no i wont

[ghostytrainer]

a wise choice.
no jury would convict me on that one, dave.
fortune cookies are serious business.
but quit your whining, this weekend's going to be awesome so it's totally worth drawing a few dicks on your face.

(which i refuse to believe that you didn't enjoy doing on some level.)

[moveslikestrider]

ill give you one honest answer if you swear on your goonies poster youre not going to let it slip to rose
she faxed me a written mental health file all on yours truly this morning

[ghostytrainer]

come on, man, it's me we're talking about here.
of course i'm not going to tell her, that's just inviting you to do the same to me.
also i love you and all that junk.
but ok, i swear on my failure to launch poster, since that is a poster that i did at one point actually own and you know i can't break a promise made on mcconaughey's glorious visage.
that just ain't right.

so spill.

[moveslikestrider]

only you would swear on that gross visage of mcconaughey
only you

ok you ready for this
are you
i dont think you are




yeah i thought it was hilarious

[ghostytrainer]

you're a sick man, dave strider.
a sick, sick man.

[moveslikestrider]

says the man who messes with wasabi for pranks
im a dicker youre a spicer