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Kyoko Kirigiri ([personal profile] freshprints) wrote in [community profile] slowpoke_gif2014-03-04 10:21 pm
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I Got Slowbros In Different Area Codes



TEXTS FROM ROUTE 29

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• Send a text into the void! (do the Johto/Kanto cities even have area codes...?)

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[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2014-03-05 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
ill tell you what it is
someone watered down coffee into swill
like worse than it ever is
thats a feat and a half
why did i agree to do this again oh right pay up what you promised me for being an idiot
freshprints: (DRINK ❈ why yes it is the literal shit)

[personal profile] freshprints 2014-03-05 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
It's watered down because kopi luwak coffee is expensive and you're just going to spit it out when I tell you where it comes from anyway.
moveslikestrider: (Moves like Jagger)

[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2014-03-05 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
youre underestimating my ability to keep going boldly on into the dumbknown
hit me
freshprints: (CONTENT ❈ you suck and that's sad)

[personal profile] freshprints 2014-03-05 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
It's coffee made of beans that have been fed to an Asian palm civet.
And then expelled.
In exactly the way you might expect.

Then they retrieve the beans from the feces and brew them into coffee.
moveslikestrider: (It came before my eyes.)

[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2014-03-05 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
oh look at that i just swallowed anyway
you know why because as dumb as this decision is i have a great prize wanting for me
the microwave is primed and ready for you to deliever the frozen pastry into its hungry maw
dont put that thing in for three minutes or youll burn your mouth
im going to chug this whole drink
then youre going to eat the true testament of our ability to endure
its flaking crust and sometimes greasy body is bloated with cheese and bits of frozen pig
we call it the hotpocket
freshprints: (JUDGE ❈ keep the bullshit to a minimum)

[personal profile] freshprints 2014-03-05 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have to eat it unless you finish the entire thing, remember.
moveslikestrider: (How we can behave?)

[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2014-03-05 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
im halfway done already
someone is gonna be dining on melted cheese and ham in a minute
freshprints: (PRIDE ❈ i'm the motherfucking princess)

[personal profile] freshprints 2014-03-05 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
At least it's not pre-digested melted cheese and ham.

I think I'm still coming out ahead on this one.
moveslikestrider: (Every story's a waiting game.)

[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2014-03-05 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
you think processed cheese and mechanically separated pig bits is better
got news for you
its way worse
theyre not even what they say they are
its like theyre going yo im totally cheese but everyone in the room knows theyre just stealing cheeses id card
dont get me started on mechanically separated things
well never leave this room alive
down to one fourth of it to go
freshprints: (ALERTED ❈ oh shit my jam just came on)

[personal profile] freshprints 2014-03-05 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you're ruining the point of Mystery Monday again.
moveslikestrider: (I don't need to try to control you.)

[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2014-03-05 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
is this where you pour me another shot
because i think thats the point of ruining the magic
freshprints: (CONTENT ❈ you suck and that's sad)

[personal profile] freshprints 2014-03-05 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
do you want it in the kopi luwak or straight up
moveslikestrider: (Isn't it serene?)

[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2014-03-06 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
i just finished the poo coffee
give it to me straight
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