I Got Slowbros In Different Area Codes

[freshprints]

TEXTS FROM ROUTE 29

• Go here for inspiration or make up your own!

• Send a text into the void! (do the Johto/Kanto cities even have area codes...?)

• Do the TFLN thing. o/


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Comments

[freshprints]

I don't have to eat it unless you finish the entire thing, remember.

[moveslikestrider]

im halfway done already
someone is gonna be dining on melted cheese and ham in a minute

[freshprints]

At least it's not pre-digested melted cheese and ham.

I think I'm still coming out ahead on this one.

[moveslikestrider]

you think processed cheese and mechanically separated pig bits is better
got news for you
its way worse
theyre not even what they say they are
its like theyre going yo im totally cheese but everyone in the room knows theyre just stealing cheeses id card
dont get me started on mechanically separated things
well never leave this room alive
down to one fourth of it to go

[freshprints]

I think you're ruining the point of Mystery Monday again.

[moveslikestrider]

is this where you pour me another shot
because i think thats the point of ruining the magic

[freshprints]

do you want it in the kopi luwak or straight up

[moveslikestrider]

i just finished the poo coffee
give it to me straight