I Got Slowbros In Different Area Codes

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TEXTS FROM ROUTE 29

• Go here for inspiration or make up your own!

• Send a text into the void! (do the Johto/Kanto cities even have area codes...?)

• Do the TFLN thing. o/


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Comments

Joker | Kuroshitsuji

[pipers_son]

also what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public

[exeggutorhead]

who cares about socially acceptable, you should do it in the way that causes the most screaming

and take pictures

[usedswift]

Any way you want! I mean it's a crossbow so I think they're required to take you seriously! （＾＿－）！

[soundmind]

Set up some dummies with targets and shoot them? Why are you even asking, is there some other socially acceptable way to do it?

[silentscales]

There isn't one? says Elizabeth

[puppetnurse]

Joker-san I think that is a very dangerous idea that might be best left unanswered...!

[konpeitoqueen]

Not in front of me

But preferably with the reactions filmed and streamed to me (ﾉ･ｪ･)ﾉ

[freckledoll]

I dunno. Pretend like it's yer purse?

Rose Lalonde; Homestuck

[tentacletrainer]

1. If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed our kitchen

2. No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions.

3. Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide.

[soundmind]

The *what* slip n slide?

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[ghostytrainer]

...do i want to know?
or come home from work?
are either of these things that i want to be doing right now.

John Egbert | Homestuck

[ghostytrainer]

1) i woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a ghostbusters uniform. i'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.

2) have you seen dave? he's not on top of the bar anymore but i found his shirt.

3) i walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... i stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether i should put it out or get my camera.

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[topsseifer]

Camera. Definitely the camera.
Marshmallows on a stick too.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu | Super Dangan Ronpa 2

[impheired]

1) If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.

2) Seriously autocorrect, stop changing all my fucks into ducks. You're making all my strongly worded texts look harmless and adorable.

3) Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.

[puppetnurse]

Um...the glitter might be mine...

Vanellope von Schweetz | Wreck-It Ralph

[rarestcandy]

[1] I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.

[2] Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.

[3] i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"

[2]

[rocketralph]

I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THE LOBBY MICROWAVE

Snotlout Jorgenson | How to Train Your Dragon

[snotfaced]

[1] its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence

[2] i would do laundry with you but i vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick

1

[notchinese]

electric fence can't be THAT bad

[Says the girl who's confronted electricity voltage 24/7...]

Heather Mason | Silent Hill | let's pretend Route got a Walter Sullivan

[foolishwren]

(773):

Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.

[exeggutorhead]

are you serious

was it that one creepy guy

i'm going to stab HIM in the neck

[silentscales]

1.) Being drunk with magicians is mind blowing. This guy just made a pidgy appear and disappear. This is not a drill, says John.

2.) I never realized that a girl could like me until one asked to touch mine, but her hand did not go to any of my pokèmon, says Gaskell

[pipers_son]

glad your having fun then. knew that magician was a good idea

Souda Kazuichi | Super Dangan Ronpa 2

[motormouths]

1. look after last night i aint ever lookin at rope the same way ever again

2. what's with people arguing over soda or pop? i thought it was just called chaser

3. outta ice. vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle= I'm an alcoholic genius!

Re: Souda Kazuichi | Super Dangan Ronpa 2

[puppetnurse]

Souda-san, is everyone alright? The mention of rope worries me...

Saionji Hiyoko | Super Dangan Ronpa 2

[konpeitoqueen]

1) You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.

2) don't judge my taste in strippers

3) NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS

[pipers_son]

im still reelin that you bought strippers. an yoyu looked so innocnet too

Tsumiki Mikan | Super Dangan Ronpa 2

[puppetnurse]

1. Sorry for feeding you peanuts while you were sleeping last night...you looked hungry...

2. Probably because you've thrown up a lot... As long as its not pure blood you're fine... Drink water.

[pipers_son]

well that


explains the shells around then

whered you get peanuts

Ilyasviel von Einzbern | Fate/Stay Night

[dressofheaven]

1: I still don't understand how a Rhyperior can use Surf, but I've been riding around on him all day and I can tell you, the only way to make riding one better is to do it on the water.

2: So I was practicing my singing and ended up surrounded by several Stantler, Buneary, bird Pokemon of all types and even a couple Tauros. It is confirmed, I am a Disney Princess.

Carter Blake | Heavy Rain | You got options

[lieutenantantichrist]

1. He keeps bees of course he's weird

2. going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up

[freshprints]

did someone take your pants

and your beer

i am ON THE CASE

i'll be murtaugh you be riggs

Jade Harley | Homestuck

[gardentrainer]

1. we are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear
how do you think its going :/

2. why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning??????
im just like
dude i look like the bastard child of einstein and a troll doll
let me eat my hot pocket in peace >:/

3. can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?????

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[usedswift]

I think we thought you needed more blankets but we ran out of blankets.

Tacos are warm after they're cooked so I guess that was what we'd thought?

...Yeah okay I don't know.

Yusuke Urameshi | Yu Yu Hakusho | CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

[angerpoints]

[1] the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon

what does alcohol mean

[2] I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face

[3] So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.

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[styxiedust]

If you really wanted to see me, there are better ways than this!

Doll | Kuroshitsuji

[freckledoll]

I slapped 'im but he didn't wake up. He jus' nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, an' smiled.