I Got Slowbros In Different Area Codes

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TEXTS FROM ROUTE 29

• Go here for inspiration or make up your own!

• Send a text into the void! (do the Johto/Kanto cities even have area codes...?)

• Do the TFLN thing. o/


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Heather Mason | Silent Hill | let's pretend Route got a Walter Sullivan

[foolishwren]

(773):

Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.

[exeggutorhead]

are you serious

was it that one creepy guy

i'm going to stab HIM in the neck

[foolishwren]

normally i'd say 'that creepy guy' is far too broad a descriptor to apply to the people in our lives but he kind of takes creepy to a new level so your probably thinking of the right one

[exeggutorhead]

oh right, we do know a lot of creepy people don't we

the guy who looks like france's evil twin who's never showered?

[foolishwren]

... wow yeah he DOES look like france

that's




super weird

[exeggutorhead]

yeah how do you think I feel?

so uh

any idea where I might find him?

[HE WASN'T KIDDING]

[foolishwren]

no idea, he disappeared into the night

apparently he's a ghost back home????

idek

[rocketralph]

WHEN DID THIS GAME GET SO VIOLENT

[foolishwren]

buddy, my game has ALWAYS been violent

_{[THIS IS A MEME, SHE CAN BREAK THE FOURTH WALL]}

[rocketralph]

THERE USED TO BE A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GETTING STABBED AND GETTING SET ON FIRE

[foolishwren]

....


WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

BOTH OF THOSE THINGS CAN KILL YOU

[rocketralph]

YOU EXPECT TO GET SET ON FIRE IN A GAME WITH FIRE-BREATHING HORSES

[foolishwren]

dude things that you can stab people with are even more common than the fire-breathing horses

why are you so surprised

_{[RALPH EXPLAIN TO THIS SURVIVAL-HORROR PROTAGONIST WHY VIOLENCE SHOULDN'T JUST BE THIS ACCEPTED FACT]}

[rocketralph]

_{[There is a long pause--longer than Ralph's usual pokey typing time.]}

IT'S JUST THAT EVERYTHING IS SO COLORFUL I THOUGHT THIS PLACE WAS RATED E

[notchinese]

i thought knives and weapon junk aren't allowed here

what did he stab him with

[foolishwren]

you're gonna laugh but

a spoon





apparently spoons are a thing with him?????