I Got Slowbros In Different Area Codes

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Souda Kazuichi | Super Dangan Ronpa 2

[motormouths]

1. look after last night i aint ever lookin at rope the same way ever again

2. what's with people arguing over soda or pop? i thought it was just called chaser

3. outta ice. vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle= I'm an alcoholic genius!

Re: Souda Kazuichi | Super Dangan Ronpa 2

[puppetnurse]

Souda-san, is everyone alright? The mention of rope worries me...

sCREAMING

[motormouths]

tsumiki?! damn it that was supposed to go on to kuzuryuu!

well heres some good news: learned theres more than one way to tie a knot

:3

[puppetnurse]

Sorry!! I can go get him if you want?

Though is that really good news? What were you doing tying so many knots? You were able to untie them right??

...and what were you doing with rope anyway?

[motormouths]

thats part of the bad news! my legs are tied up and i dont know how to get em undone!

aalso i dont know where why when i got it! does it really matter?! i've got a huuge massive hangover so that might be a part of it??

[puppetnurse]

...do you want some help? I could bring over some scissors and a bottle of water...maybe some painkillers?

[motormouths]

dont know if regular old scissors are gonna cut it

one of us has a good taste in rope

[Tsumiki, this is one of the most awkward conversations Souda has ever had, and that's saying a lot. Souda immediately erases that last part, because wow.]

its really good rope! not that cheap kind or nothin and its real itchy too! unless...one of those hedge clipper things?

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[impheired]

...why?

[GUESS WHO'S A BLACKOUT DRUNK ON TOP OF BEING A LIGHTWEIGHT. THIS GUY.]

Also: where the fuck are shirt and my room key? I'm locked out.

[motormouths]

[GUESS WHO BUILT UP SOME TOLERANCE DUE TO ALCOHOL BEING READILY AVAILABLE IN HIS HOUSE BUT IS ALSO A BLACKOUT DRUNK]

your shirt's somehow hangin on the ceiling fan but hell if i know where the keys are

but i cant get em because I'M TIED UP

the hell happened last night?! and theres no way in hell's this karma because i didnt do nothin wrong back then!

how did i lose the word "my" up there?

[impheired]

Why the everloving fuck is my shirt on the ceiling fan? And why are you tied up?

...better yet, why aren't you fucking untying yourself, your hands are obviously free!!

at least you can blame it on the hangover

[motormouths]

how many times do i gotta say that i blacked out? i didnt even know you could even reach that high!

dont you think ive tried?! but apparently this is some real good rope!

yes

[impheired]

You just really want me to fucking kill you, don't you?

[STOP BRINGING UP HIS HEIGHT, SOUDA. HE'S VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT IT. But right now he is too hungover to put any real oomph behind that threat. Even in text it comes across flat, like did you even try Kuzuryuu? No. No you did not.]

So I'm guessing you also don't remember what you did with my keys. Because I'm assuming you took those.

[motormouths]

i'm asking a serious question! that thing is way above even my head! did it fly? HOW IS IT THERE

hold on let me check!! i havent checked my pockets yet

[You know, his five billion sets of pockets.]

two keys. ive got two sets of keys ?? that dont mean shit right now though cause i cant move to let you in. thats if i even wanna let you in!

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[tallandproud]

Do you even remember what happened? [Like him trying to cut the both of you off. You were really getting rowdy.]

the sdr2 cast can't ever go anywhere

[motormouths]

all i know is i've got a headache the size of saionji's ginormous crazy ego and its not goin away any time soon

also i think kuzuryuu's keys might be in my pocket?? the hell?

Or at least near rope/cable/twine.

[tallandproud]

I think you locked Kuzuryuu outside. I didn't get to see it but I heard it.

Souda and Tsumiki especially

[motormouths]

why the hell would i do that? is kuzuryuu one of those angry drunks cause i hate those!

who tied me up? did he tie me up? YOU'VE GOTTA HELP

They're flat out banned

[tallandproud]

I'll help when I get my hands free! I've almost got it.

You were both really rowdy but neither of you are angry drunks.

[motormouths]

knew i wouldnt be but kuzuryuu looks like hed be one for sure

wait wait what? your hands aint free? are you some kinda magician?!

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[soundmind]

What's it chasing?

[motormouths]

alcohol it chases alcohol!

maka saionji threw a party last night and apparently kuzuryuu and me got drunk?? with some other people?? i dont even know everything yet cause my head hurts like crazy!

[soundmind]

I wouldn't know, my dad is...he likes sake. [And that's apparently drunk without a chaser, also way to make Spirit sound like a weeaboo Maka.] Have you tried drinking some water yet? Maybe lying down in a dark place?

[motormouths]

aint you american?? whats your dad doin drinking sake?

and i cant do anything cause my legs are all tied up!

[soundmind]

I don't care enough to ask that old pervert why he chooses sake of all things when he's on his gross little escorts.

????

Why???

[lullabytes]

...What did you guys do last night, even...?

Did you tie someone up again...?